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  • Why men aren't agony aunts :)

    Thought y'all might like this one...




    Dear Jeff,

    I hope that you can help me here. The other day I set off for work
    leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone
    more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out
    and the car shuddered to a halt. Not knowing what to do I walked back
    home to get my husband's help.
    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. My husband was parading in
    front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heeled
    shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
    I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my
    lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked
    him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing
    my clothes for at least six months. I gave him an ultimatum : I told him
    to stop or I would leave him.
    He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
    feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but
    ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
    I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
    Can you please help?
    Yours sincerely,
    Mrs. Sheila Usk




    Jeff writes :

    Dear Sheila,
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
    the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
    solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
    causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
    I hope that this helps.
    Jeff
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      I wonder if she ever did get her car fixed?

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