Why Oh Why ! ?

[Tap Towers]

It wants petrol putting in it, but not the tank.

[Keeper of The Kitten]

Is there a version of his advert in English?!!

[Rikki Kitto]

Wow, they've discovered fire? Best let me Mam 'n' Dad know sharpish, they bloody freezin' at the mo'.

[Acidburn]

By the way, Scarborough dialect is very different, so much so they have no written words for a lot of what they speak.

Last written words was lost when they discovered fire

[Rikki Kitto]

My word, the yute of today just make no sense. All I can think to do is beat myself violently for a while

By the way, Scarborough dialect is very different, so much so they have no written words for a lot of what they speak.

[Dan]

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL

[prj]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

Should be:

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT WUT A RETARD U R WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

[Acidburn]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

sounds like someone from up north/in particular scarborough talking.....

[K Simmonds]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

[Acidburn]

Is this Acidburn's

nah mine's lower.....

Ahh kids today --->

"YOU CAN START CAR FROM IN SIDE YOUR HOME IF YOU WISH OR WHEN WITH MATES IN CAR PARK LIKE"

PMSL @ that... says as much about the state of Britain as morning TV programmes

Would make an interesting insurance claim when said car hits another car in the multi-storey when the chav forgets he's left it in gear.

no but i hear the doors are his next mod

nope, yet another set of wheels.

Dont give him any more ideas ffs!

why can't your dremel take it?

[driftin jo]

[prj]

Your common chav.... *snip*

[S2central.net]

What a truly mind-bending post from Dan. Very good...

[Dan]

"MAKE SURE YOU CAN PAY 3 CAR WHEN U PRESS BID

YOU BUT MINE I BUT YOURS WHY "

I wonder what this encrypted last pile of words meens...?

Your common chav's brain is actually composed of two parts: the upper, "thinking" part, which is actually very small, slow-operating and almost a misnomer in its nature; a lower, slighly larger, "doing" part, which enacts the physical actions as commanded by the thinker.

Now imagine the lower brain to be a high-mass flywheel. The tiny thinker must expend all its mental energy to spool up the do-er.

At first, a slow trickle of words emerges, more akin to grunts or, as on the internet, short combinations like "THIS" and "ME".

Since this effort is so great, the thinker abandons any effort to enforce case or tone. As the doing brain gains momentum, IT EXPANDS INTO A CONSTANTMASSOFINCOMPREHENSIBLESHOUTING.

Alas, this exhausts the thinking brain and after a mere few sentences of attempted communication, it dies, until refueled, usually with low-grade alcohol.

Since the doing brain already has momentum however, it continues, unguided, to pump out efforts of communication: "LIKE", "********" or just a random mass of simple words: "YOU BUT MINE I BUT YOURS WHY".

Scientists believe these may be words queued up for earlier use, but lost in the continuum as the thinker forgets its originally-intended phrase.

True story.

[willg54]

the opening line starts well..."This is me passat"

read it in a chavvy voice...hilarious! you can picture the guy typing it out!