AN INSPECTOR CALLS!!!!!
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the
books of a synagogue.
while he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I
notice
you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question" noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles"
"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question
had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs"?
"Ah yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap
him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now
and
then they send a free box of matzo biscuits"
"I see"replied the auditor thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well Rabbi" he went on "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from
the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi.
What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and once a year they send us a complete d1ck!!!!!
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the
books of a synagogue.
while he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I
notice
you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question" noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles"
"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question
had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs"?
"Ah yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap
him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now
and
then they send a free box of matzo biscuits"
"I see"replied the auditor thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well Rabbi" he went on "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from
the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi.
What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and once a year they send us a complete d1ck!!!!!