diy vasectomy

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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY


AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE
DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT
AFFORD A LARGER BED.
SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND
TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO
HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN.
THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE
CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM
BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE.
A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR,
"IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS
ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA) "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A
BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND
COUNT TO 10."
THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE
THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE
HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO
MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."
"TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR.

SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT
IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR
AND BEGAN TO COUNT
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN
BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS

OTHER HAND.

THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN KENTUCKY,
ARKANSAS, TENNESSEE, MISSISSIPPI, AND WEST VIRGINIA.