user ID 'Audibits' seller on ebay

[Audibits]

Quality post as usual.... (If a little over elaborate)

cheers advice taken on board your right about the g60,s dont really work do they couple of hairy moments especially after a couple of miles on the back roads sort of become non existant i have a pair of big red brembo,s just need the £450 for the conversion now srart saving my pennies i have the coupe but i also have a 2.8 v6 modded 80 which is fun at times only 180bhp my coupe was up graded by kim collins qs tuning still doesnt feel like 280bhp need bigger intercooler rs2 and turbo will the k26 go straight on cheers and all the best mike

[Audibits]

hi audibits have been on me hols this week and have not seen all this till now and have a couple things to add.
as a previous customer
i wasn't happy with the service i received nor was the parts correct or all there. for which i will be in contact about .
as a forum member
welcome to the forum

you still havent contacted me cant sort out if i dont know the problem get in touch and we'll get it sorted

[Audibits]

There is lots of threads on the forum, the easy and tried and tested route is the RS2 setup which requires little internal mods other than a metal head gasket.

Might be worth posting an intro thread with a few pics of your car & plans etc now that the air has been cleared

how do i post a intro believe it or not this is the 1st time i have ever used a forum great fun

[Audibits]

yeah that guy is such a f###ing ****** excuse my english, he couldnt even send me a jack which i won on e bay and paid for straight away, and the w##ker had the cheek to say it was my fault!!!!!!! everyone should launch a huge complaint against this idiot as it is clear he does not deserve good customers!!!!!! be warned do not buy from this pr##k!!!!!!!!!!

cheers if you bought a jack a jack is what you would have recieved are you sure you didnt buy a tool kit expecting the jack to be included,tell me the item number and yes i am a wa###r i have a great imagination and use my left hand for a change with baby oil thrown in absolute smut but we all do it

[steve1234]

cheers if you bought a jack a jack is what you would have recieved are you sure you didnt buy a tool kit expecting the jack to be included,tell me the item number and yes i am a wa###r i have a great imagination and use my left hand for a change with baby oil thrown in absolute smut but we all do it

yeah i would probably laugh at your joke if i wasnt so disatisfied with the general attitude you directed at me, i must say you did refund me. May i take this oppurtunity to advise you on business maters, being a successful businessman i would suggest in future that when you post items for sale on ebay you actually send the items as advertised!!!! also send the items as people have paid!!! Going on my past experience with yourself i would probably not do business with you. The answer to your question is the item advertised was a jack in a carry bag which may have had a spanner....

As you can see by the posts there are some satisfied customers, but i think you will find that these are outweighed by the number of disatisfied customers!!!!!! you should think about tightening your act up as you wont be trading anymore as you would have pissed everyone off.

[Audibits]

yeah i would probably laugh at your joke if i wasnt so disatisfied with the general attitude you directed at me, i must say you did refund me. May i take this oppurtunity to advise you on business maters, being a successful businessman i would suggest in future that when you post items for sale on ebay you actually send the items as advertised!!!! also send the items as people have paid!!! Going on my past experience with yourself i would probably not do business with you. The answer to your question is the item advertised was a jack in a carry bag which may have had a spanner....

As you can see by the posts there are some satisfied customers, but i think you will find that these are outweighed by the number of disatisfied customers!!!!!! you should think about tightening your act up as you wont be trading anymore as you would have pissed everyone off.

5200 positive feedbacks against 11 negative feedback says it all i dont just cater for s2 owners i cater world wide gt's 80,s 90,s 100,s a6's coupes i can remember sending out jacks and carry cases as i had a spate of them from b4 80,s you still havent said what the problem you had was

[Jas11n]

absolute rubbish if you bought a headlight it would have been listed as b3 88-91 your mistake i dont break b3 80's so how you got that wing i will never know by the way b3 is 88-91j plate b4 is 92-96n plate i only break audi 90's b3 88-91 audi 80 2.6 and 2.8 and as we all know they are all b4 models audi didnt do a b3 v6 also b3 and b4 coupes from 8v 2L up to 2.8 v6 any time you want to come and talk to me my address is on other answers i cant remember ever getting threatened dont half talk rubbish why would i say any throttle housing would fit the s2 we all know the 2226 kv throttle is a upgrade for the golf and corrado and the ng cylinder head can be used on the audi 100 mc bottom end with a 7a sump pan as dicussed by one of my american enthusiasts

1/ Headlight I got was either from an Audi 90 or a pre facelift Coupe. Your advert showed a later lamp, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
2/ Wings were either Audi 90 or B3 80, smaller flare to the arch and total junk for a B4 80.

Don't lecture me on which models are which .Especially when you think the pictures you posted earlier are of S2's

You advert for the throttle body I showed as an example had AUDI S2 in the title. Why put S2 in the title???????

And WTF has an NG head, MC bottom end or a 7A sump got to do with my post????

You ignored my mails for 5 weeks, when you did eventually reply you were rude and obnoxious, along with the mail being all in upper case which generally means you are shouting.

Explain this for me please >>>> Linky

AUDI S2 COUPE REAR RED LIGHT SET

INCLUDES BOTH LIGHT CLUSTERS AND NUMBER PLATE SURROUND

GOOD CONDITION NO CRACKS OR CHIPS

THESE ARE S2 RED NOT STANDARD ORANGE/AMBER

WILL FIT ALL COUPES B3/B4 88-96


S2 rear clusters???? why S2?
Not standard?? What's standard then?

Tell me how many revisions to the rear cluster there were between 1988 and 1996 and I'll believe you know WTF you are on about.

[and yes, I have an S2 , it's my third]

[Flat on my back]

Giving worldwide technical support for 5 years.

[QUOTE=AUDIBITS;240076]5200 positive feedbacks against 11 negative feedback says...

...only 11 people could be bothered to give you bad feed backback, the other unknown number have gone else where...like here. I am one of these people...4 out of 10 is not a good score.

Improve your selling:

1. the picture shows THE item being sold, not one 6 months ago. Obtaining money by deception is fraud.

2. decribe its condition acurately.

3. state what it was removed from, NOT what it might fit. Point them at the Audi forums on the net if they ask for advice your not sure of.

Anyway, balls for joining.

I hope things get better for both parties.

[Mutley]

I just cant believe I bought something of Audibits last week. I didn't realise he was a member on here.

WELL Mr Audibits I have a problem also I bought something from you last week and it DAMN WELL turned up two days later as you said it would. It was exactly how you described it in the advert which I unhappy about because I was expecting you to surprise me by NOT sending what I paid for or even something I didn't,And LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW ,If you really didnt send it and ...and ...and.. You refunded my money I would still act like a big baby and cry and moan to you. Sorry its just in my nature....ooops that wasn't a real apology by the way HE HE wouldnt want you getting the wrong Idea about me about being able to act civil. : It was also packed really well which was ...eh .. oh you got me ....

Oh just Before I go though and I hope you don't actually read this . I have to say, I am genuinely NOT:mischeif: sorry for whining like my old grandma thats just lost her dentures when offered the finest steak a person has ever seen (bless her) now and again because I Like you am also human. You see the spark in my brain doesn't seem to ignite all that well sometimes, Well, enough to realize that really I just may be at fault also sometimes in this life and Like I would expect someone to give me a break now and again, I would do the same.

I am SO mad at you for being Human and making bloody mistakes, I mean I just cant believe you are trying to make my life a bit easier by supplying me with parts rather cheap, who do you think you are ? eh eh ?. I am a bit miffed that you are NOT the mythical Long Lost Audi Guru that I believe roams the Planet and knows absolutely everything about the sacred audi, I know you try your best but that isnt good enough for my liking mister. GRRRRRRR

Don't ever ask me any questions you ...you ...you human you...I have a feeling it must be some sort of master plan to steal my knowledge therefore I just have this feeling that I just may ridicule and belittle you instead because for some strange and unknown reason and in all fairness I don't really know why I do this, I forget that ALL humans have feelings and shouldn't make my insults personal to you. Now that I have got all my ranting out of the way and hopefully it will become civil between us. OH but wait ..HE HE you don't know me I just may blow up at any time again I will however try at least to be civil and courteous to you and not lower myself to name calling. Even If you hold your hands up and apoligise and try to sort things out I just may carry on being a total moron, again its in my nature. Oh and EVEN THOUGH I HAVE USED CAPS IN MY POST TO CHASTISE YOU MAY NOT DO THIS BECAUSE COMING FROM YOU ITS RUDE

One last thing, If I crack a joke or try my hand at sarcasm is it then ok for me to ask for some discount . That's the best I can do,You see Holding my hands up and admitting I am a short sighted fool sometimes just....yes you guessed it..It just isn't in my nature. Oh I have some advise how to run the idea you have that supports your family, I DO NOT expect you to give me any in return (how kind of me ,YOU SAY? ) No, Its just I really don't need any from you after all I am perfect .

All hope isn't lost though, maybe and just maybe one day I will be a better person and fall into the same category as these people

P.S I just may decide to sulk. Just leave me be. after all you are selling the goods, I will need you long before you will ever want anything from me. Cheers. I am off for a

[Jas11n]

I am off for a

More?

[Mutley]

More?

I am off for a

You answered before I turned my p.c off. Not sure on your response, its a wee bit short and not really making a point. You want to come for a beer ? yup that's ok with me

You want me to write more ?

Ok lets see how about.

Truth bites you hard - Me

Then again this has been said better than I can say it.

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it
is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer

laters

[Jas11n]

Meaning you sound like you've had plenty already

Ok, your post seems to come to the conclusion that we should give the guy a break, and it's not on for us complaining about being sent wrong items etc. I pay for something, I want what I pay for. Simple!

But you yourself have a had a snipe at Mr Audibits too, or you forget about that??

Kettle, pot etc etc..

[off for a beer of my own]

[Mutley]

Meaning you sound like you've had plenty already

yes I know, it was an excuse to wri....touché

My conclusion was actually we are all Human and make mistakes, Being civil doesnt cost you a penny.
Communication via taking civil to a fellow human will get you somewhere, discourteous ganging up and talking abusive and even some actual GBH was implied will get you know where.

I just spotted "AudiBits" has bought the car. Probably another heading for the scrapyard to be broke up

Translates to

I have a particular liking for the audi S2 and I have just seen the guy that breaks them bidding for one, which means that's one more to be taken off the road. This is quite sad in a way (oh come on I need a crying smiley here) But I must say I Do not hold any personal grudges against Mr audibits because he plays a part in keeping my S2 and other existing S2's on the road. It was just easier with 7 words and a smiley.

However If I was Mr Angry it would be something like " I cant believe this bleepin W***ker is bidding on this car. I bleepin know what he has in mind the bleepin barbaric caveman , He needs to leave THEM ALONE. oops shoutin.
I prefer the former.

back to the and looks like someone has kicked up the BBQ, Cool.

I will even throw in a couple of jokes I have just been told.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says"my dog's crosseyed,is there anything you can do for him?"
"well", says the vet,"lets have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,then checks his teeth.
Finally, He says "I am going to have to put him down."
The man says,"What? because he's cross-eyed?"
The doc says " No,because he's really heavy."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted,"Doctor,doctor, I cant feel my legs!"
The doctor replied," I know we had to amputate your arms"

Well I thought they were Hilarious, maybe its the


laters

[steve1234]

its nice for you to come to a conclusion like that which may be deep and meaningfull, but the fact of the matter is people do make mistakes and usually to compensate for there idiotic actions they usually are apologetic and will do anything in there power to come to satisfactory connclusion!! But reading the various comments it is clear that audibits when making mistakes has a certain and i must say a gifted way of turning the blame on the customer which i believe to be very unproffesional!!!!

You can carry on writing your essays defending the guys actions but whats posted on this forum are not lies or are you going to call the unsatisfied liars, so i suggest you go back to reading your book of quotes!!!! and then you can share you eternal wisdom with us all!!!! i would like to just say this case is closed and i would not even contemplate using audibits as i have a good reputable audi breaker near me, who i must say give outstanding customer satisfaction and deliver what is promised!!!

[Mutley]

defending the guys actions

No just the actions of humankind.

you can share your eternal wisdom with us all

I am trying but believe me, its not easy.

i would like to just say this case is closed

I was even accused of calling someone a liar liar pants on fire, I didn't. but you know something we have been through rough times together I think. I hope We will look back and laugh at it one day. but you know one good thing, I think we will come out of it better people, don't you ? Yes I believe you are right the case is closed. Amen

Now that's "deep and meaningful"