I've Defected... To Honda.

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  • K Simmonds
    S2Forum Zealot
    • Dec 2007
    • 7635
    • Country: Wales

    #1

    I've Defected... To Honda.

    Please excuse the click bate title, however I'm currently driving this 2002 1.4 SE Honda Jazz which I have say is actually a lot of fun!

    It's a long story, however my folks have had to have a major change of vehicles due to my mother having terminal cancer which really sucks and is why I've been absent for ages. I've already told a couple of members who are close friends but you're all my mates really so I thought I may as well let everyone know in one hit.

    Anyway, my mother has to go and have chemotherapy every week and is now very frail so my folks have just purchased a one year old Lexus and sold all their other cars so she can travel in comfort. One of which is a four year old Suzuki Swift, my brothers missus had that for trade in price. She gave my farther her old Honda as a deposit and he very kindly let me have it for free so I can get up the hill to their place in a hurry.

    It's a cracking little car, 108K, FSH with a lot of expensive jobs done in the last two years, new clutch, springs all around as well as a load of other bits and bobs. Only thing it needs is two new tyres on the front, the ones on there were completely shot, down to canvas, so three points each and a fine should I be stopped by the force. Not to mention down right dangerous in the wet!

    So while I'm waiting for a pair of proper winter tyres to arrive I whacked my MK2 Golf GTI 15" BBS RA's on the front as they're a straight fit with decent new tyres. I think I may end up putting all four on until it starts to get cold, only reason I didn't is one of the other pair of Golf wheels has a knackered tyre but I need to replace that anyway so have a part worn one on the way.

    They're even the correct size with 185/55/15 rubber, only difference is the offset, the Honda uses ET 45 rims while the BBS are ET 37 so pretty damn close. The stock steels run 175/65/14's so better for in the snow and ice should we get any.

    However, don't worry I still have all my old Audi's, my TQS just needs the new engine fitting and it's good to go. Though it's been stood for over severn years so I dare say there will be a niggle or two to fix. I have a mate coming to give a hand in the next week or so. Once the replacement motor which I've prepped ready is in I should have the car driving in stock form within a couple of days and MOT worthy in a week.

    I would simply do it myself but my left elbow is a complete mess and I have to be very careful with heavy stuff. I only have the use of half my hand on that side and am awaiting major surgery to attempt to fix it, that's not happening for a year and it'll be an 18 month recovery time. But at the moment I need to be able to help my folks in a hurry so I don't mind having to wait, my mothers well being is my main concern and I've learnt how to work around the injury for now.

    Will update my B5 TQS thread very soon, just got my old S2's 17 x 7.5J ET 27 Compomotives back to go on that car. I fitted four new Toyo T1R's just before I sold them to the guy I got my A4 from. That was back in 2018 and they've been in his garage in the dark since so the tyres haven't aged due to UV light, they still smell new..

    They came off a B5 RS4 originally, the owner had them made to order for an insane price in dark silver as opposed to the normal white so they look really nice. I got them back in 2013 from eBay as he was selling his RS4 in stock form, they looked great on my S2 and will make my TQS appear a lot more aggressive.

    Which given it's going to be around 280bhp with the billet wheel K04 I have ready I think is appropriate, now looking at S4 front brakes as well a suspension refresh with -20mm Eibach springs and Bilstein dampers.






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    Last edited by K Simmonds; 3 September 2025, 23:25.
    1990 B3 2.0 80 quattro.
    1992 C4 2.8 Avant quattro
    1994 MTM RS2.
    1998 B5 TDI quattro Sport.
    2000 B5 TQS.
  • John.
    S2Forum Fiend
    • May 2012
    • 2615
    • Country: Scotland

    #2
    Sorry to hear your Mum's not well Kit.

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    • K Simmonds
      S2Forum Zealot
      • Dec 2007
      • 7635
      • Country: Wales

      #3
      Thanks John, much appreciate.

      It's been a massive shock to the whole family as she live's a very healthy lifestyle, both my folks are 77 and my father has always been adamant that he would die first. It's horrible as she's so unwell and really struggling, however she's not in any pain, just has absolutely zero energy, her first chemotherapy session is tomorrow. Who know's how she'll respond to that, may polish her off or potentially make her feel slightly better combined with the other med's they'll give her.

      Anyway, enough heavy stuff, I thought a few of you might get a bit of laugh about a 200lb, 5'11", skinhead driving a Jade Honda Jazz. It's a great little car though, the only thing I need to take a look at is the rear sub-frame as there was an advisory on the last MOT regarding light corrosion that doesn't comprise the structural integrity. I want to arrest that before it is a problem as the body is absolutely free of tin worm, which for a 23 year Japanese car is amazing, though I think Honda have been pretty good since the 1990's.
      1990 B3 2.0 80 quattro.
      1992 C4 2.8 Avant quattro
      1994 MTM RS2.
      1998 B5 TDI quattro Sport.
      2000 B5 TQS.

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      • Rikki Kitto
        S2Forum Zealot
        • Feb 2010
        • 6276
        • Country: England

        #4
        Sad times brother and hope your Mum can be as comfortable as possble going through chemo it's not nice but hopefully gives her a little longer with you all, Peace n love bro

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        • K Simmonds
          S2Forum Zealot
          • Dec 2007
          • 7635
          • Country: Wales

          #5
          Thanks mate... I'll drop you a PM within couple of days, I meant to send you one ages ago but got sidetracked.

          In the meantime the seller on eBay who I got the winter tyre's from have cocked up my order and apparently they're sat at a depot in London, I have hassled them, both by email and phone, and they said they'd sort it out by the end of the day. However my part worn 185/55/15 has arrived so I can fit that to the Golf GTI wheel and run all four BBS rims until it gets cold, the tyre's could do with being used up as they're about 15 years old.
          1990 B3 2.0 80 quattro.
          1992 C4 2.8 Avant quattro
          1994 MTM RS2.
          1998 B5 TDI quattro Sport.
          2000 B5 TQS.

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          • K Simmonds
            S2Forum Zealot
            • Dec 2007
            • 7635
            • Country: Wales

            #6
            Got a £25 eBay part worn Kuhmo to replace the duff tyre on my M2 GTI RM'S, must have well over 6mm of tread and is only about a year old. Kinda want to get another to match as I've not checked the date stamp on the really perished old P6000 on there is from before the start of this century or not. So I fired that on this afternoon to help reduce the general gayness, I think it looks almost sporty now!

            I'm sure another one will come along soon enough, if they were 195/50/15's I'd simply purchase two new tyres but 185/55's are double the price and this is strictly supposed to be a reliable budget runabout.

            However, I have had a good look in the engine bay, the aircon stopped working long ago so a load of crap can go unless I can make make it work for free. Which isn't happening as the aircon rad is gone, a larger Civic coolant radiator is in its place.

            So I've already ascertained there's scope for turbocharging the little 1.4 16V engine, some nutter has a 240bhp one listed on eBay, even the same colour. That's what gave me idea when I was seeing what I should tell my insurance it's worth, more than you'd think which surprised me.

            In seriousness this car is getting left alone for at least a year and my TQS hitting the road, though after that who knows. I've even got a tiny racing K04 01 turbo just the right size on the shelf waiting for a home and it would be great fun.



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            1990 B3 2.0 80 quattro.
            1992 C4 2.8 Avant quattro
            1994 MTM RS2.
            1998 B5 TDI quattro Sport.
            2000 B5 TQS.

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