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  • Joke for the day

    Its a bit abstract, but enjoy !

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    A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his
    cows frozen solid.



    As far as the eye can see the cows, are motionless like statues.



    It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything
    like this would happen.



    The realisation of the situation then dawned on him.



    With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would
    he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?



    He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his
    impending poverty.



    Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old
    lady.



    The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his
    predicament to the woman.



    Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the
    cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon
    back to normal and chewing the cud.



    One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was
    full of healthy animals.



    The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a
    repayment for her deed.



    She declined his offer and walked off across the field.



    A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.



    "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.



    "No" said the farmer "who?"



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    it's worth it.....trust me



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  • #2
    Lmao at the joke almost as much as the wait for the answer

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    • #3

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      • #4
        I don't understand this one.....

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        • #5
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          • #6
            Clever but only made me smile... no

            4/10 must try harder
            Cheers'en, AndyC
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            • #7
              Only really works if you have the appropriate accent...

              Not so good for a scotsman.
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              • #8
                I *still* Don't get it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Daisfunky View Post
                  I *still* Don't get it.


                  um..... ok

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Daisfunky View Post
                    I don't understand this one.....
                    Doh there's allways one

                    lets say thoring a heard....................... are you there yet
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                    • #11
                      Is that really an occupation? "Thoring a Herd"? If so, why would one be required? Is it normal for animals to freeze over night? I know it can be really cold in places like the North Pole (feelin' festive) do those reigndeer's need "Throing" every morning?

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                      • #12
                        oh dear!
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                        • #13
                          chorttle gufaw
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