As we're all telling jokes....

[Laurel]

It was quite late when a married couple arrived home from a party. The wife prepared for bed while the husband dashed into the kitchen and brought back a glass of water and two aspirin. When he handed the wife the pills she looked puzzled and asked, "What's this?"
"Aspirin" the husband replied,
"But I don't have a headache" she explained.
"Aha!" the husband roared gleefully,"Gotcha!"

[Cullam3n]

Laura I hope you have better ones than this?

[Laurel]

The sun shone gloriously bright down upon the mountain as a tall man with rippling muscles and impressive stature marched out of his cave, jumped onto the back of his horse, held up his mighty sword in the air with such pride and yelled:

"I AM THORE!" the powerful announcement echoed throughout all the land beneath him.

Then his horse looked back at him and said,

"Then use a Thaddle, Thilly!"

[vonbeck]

stop now please

[philS2]

is that like Thora Hird? sorry.you know that was coming.

[bertman]

Right that's it I'm off down the pub