sorry in advance....

[europeanme]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that
it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a
toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and
asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one?

We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95;

Volleyball Barbie: £19.95;

Shopping Barbie: £19.95;

Surfer Barbie: £19.95;

Disco Barbie: £19.95; and

Divorced Barbie: £299.95



Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other
Barbies are £19.95?"



Exasperated, the girl responds:


"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":



Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend

[sherv]

from experience. Oh so true!

[Acidburn]

Best quote I ever heard about marrige was

If your missus is unhappy you will know about it, if your missus is unhappy long enough you won't have her anymore or half your stuff.

[Knight Rider S4]

Best quote about marriage is

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing