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  • Joke for the New Year

    10 minutes left in class so teacher asks
    "Who can give me a sentence using the word contagous?"
    Sandra puts her hand up. "My mum won't let me play with my next door neighbour as she has come down with chicken pox. As that is contagous, I can't go in case I catch it.
    OK, anyone else?
    THis time it's Adrian's turn. "My mum told my dad off as he has a bad cold and when he sneezed he did not put his hand to his mouth. Mum told him as his cold was full of contagous germs, his actions would cause us all to catch his cold!"
    Now little Shaun who never answers questions has his hand up too. He stands up and says (in heavy Irish accent)
    "My dad saw the next door neighbour painting the front of his house using a two inch brush. Dad says it's going to take the contages!?

    Happy New Year everyone!
    Cheers
    Chris
    Audi 90 quattro (Typ 85)
    20v turbo conversion

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    good wan.
    1994 Indigo Blue S2 coupe
    1994 80 Avant 1.9 TDI
    2005 Yamaha Fazer 1000
    1953 AJS Model 18S

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    • #3
      Lmao gotta love the irish

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