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  • Jas11n
    S2Forum Zealot
    • Jan 2004
    • 5067
    • Country: England

    #1

    Things that annoy you!

    Go on, get it off your chest.
    I'll go first.

    "women's things" adverts, things with wings, thrush, wind, trapped wind, constipation, bloating, cystitis...anything they can shove in their knickers or up their bum or something.

    Politicians, bloody hate them. Bunch of pocket lining, out of touch, ignorant lechers.

    40mph drivers, do 40 at all times. Sitting behind them as they dawdle along, then STILL do 40 when you hit a 30.

    Going to the doctors. You sit there feeling that everyone is looking at you trying to work out what's up.

    Anyone wearing a hat while driving, especially old folks.

    Cushions, blankets, and hanky boxes on rear parcel shelves.

    People with hundreds of STUPID cuddly toys hanging from every window and the rear view mirror.......WHY??????

    Eastenders, coronation street, emerdale farm and all the rest of the crap soaps. NOTHING in real life is that depressing.

    Television adverts that last 7 minutes,

    Women who carry little rat like dogs in handbags,

    People who write and say "brought" instead of "bought" ie, "I brought these today",

    Old people with mobile phones,

    Women with a hoard of kids who stand talking in the middle of the aisles in supermarkets..GET OUT OF MY WAY !!!!,

    Smelly people in queues,

    People who take forever at the petrol station,

    People who put all your change on top of the receipt, why?,

    People who write your when referring to you are, it's you're

    Paris hilton,

    Jade Goody,

    Dole/benefit scroungers, GET A JOB YOU SPONGING T***S,

    People who complain about smokers, SHUT UP,

    Children with no respect for anything,

    Parents who don't control their children or teach them respect,

    People I see on a regular basis driving to where I work, with the satnav on, WTF?? got a memory of a goldfish have we? you only drive there and back 5/6 times a week you clowns.

    Rap and R&B type music. Just don't like it,

    People "assuming" that because I don't like above music, I'm racist. WTF???, (yes, had someone say that to me )

    People allowing their dogs to sh*t everywhere and not disposing of it,

    Text language & bad spelling/grammar in general,

    Beggars and big issue sellers harassing you. I'LL GIVE IF I WANT TO,

    Charity box collectors who move to stop you when walking past. Want to move out of my way? or do you want a kick in the nuts?

    Junk mail,

    My alarm clock,

    Paying for a small item with a big note, then getting a dirty look. Its bloody money isn't it???

    Gordon Brown,

    Alastair Darling,

    Audi car jacks,

    Liars and bullsh**ters.

    That's it for now.................................Feel soooo much better
    Last edited by Jas11n; 26 July 2008, 03:07.
    2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
    2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
    1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)
  • Acidburn
    S2Forum Obsessed
    • Jun 2007
    • 13459
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    Originally posted by Jas11n
    Go on, get it off your chest.
    I'll go first.

    Politicians, bloody hate them. Bunch of pocket lining, out of touch, ignorant lechers.

    People who take forever at the petrol station,

    Dole/benefit scroungers, GET A JOB YOU SPONGING T***S,

    Children with no respect for anything,

    Parents who don't control their children or teach them respect,

    People allowing their dogs to sh*t everywhere and not disposing of it,

    Beggars and big issue sellers harassing you. I'LL GIVE IF I WANT TO,

    Charity box collectors who move to stop you when walking past. Want to move out of my way? or do you want a kick in the nuts?

    My alarm clock,

    Gordon Brown,

    Alastair Darling,

    That's it for now.................................Feel soooo much better
    Same as above with the added:

    stupid people that ask stupid questions then look at you when you tell them where to go instead of answering there stupid question

    People who don't know what your saying to them because you have not learnt there language (I tolerate most people but only know one language good, sorry)

    People at work doing charity stuff when you know its just for there holiday and they ask you constantly do you have money and wait for pay day to ask you then they get miffed when you still won't donate to "the good cause", its for the children and dislike the answer you give them of - i'll donate to the rspca instead of you.

    People who complain about how you hit 6.5k on a easy launch out of the work carpark each night, i'm not getting paid for it, i'm on a public road so there is nothing you can do about it.

    Rubbish wages due to what people will work for now

    Speeding fines that are now taken DIRECTLY from your wages and not when its supposed to (hence me being £160 short this month in my wages )

    People that when you say there is a problem with something don't believe you

    probably more but i'm off too drop off my rs2 bumper and go to combe

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    • Nuvo
      S2Forum Possessed
      • Nov 2003
      • 3827

      #3
      People that make lists about things that annoy them. Sorry couldn't resist.

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      • curlyks2
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Feb 2004
        • 1069
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        Originally posted by Jas11n
        People who write and say "brought" instead of "bought" ie, "I brought these today",

        People who write your when referring to you are, it's you're

        Text language & bad spelling/grammar in general,
        People who use the wrong words, for example itching an itch. NO! You scratch an itch.

        The way things are going at the moment, I'm getting more and more annoyed with the following:
        • Britain
        • People
        • Prices
        • Rudeness
        • Hypocrisy
        • Stupidity
        • Political Correctness (a contradiction - in the words of KBW: if it's political there's a real chance it's not ****ing correct)
        Ck.
        Shocked, exhausted, hosed, bushed, dumped, chipped, mounted, filtered, gauged, packed, intermittantly wiped and braked. I mean broken. Now, about the car...

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        • Bowlerwell
          S2Forum Extremist
          • Sep 2005
          • 1052
          • Country: Scotland

          #5
          Bad grammer. Extra and missing apostrophes.

          Saying 'o' when you mean 'zero'

          Not indicating at roundabouts or junctions.

          People calling pine cones 'acorns'

          People who park with 3/4 a car length in front or behind them. Or if they're at the end of the street, leaving just less than a car length to the double yellows.

          People stopping on double yellows and putting on their hazzard lights as though that makes it ok.

          People pulling over to the side of the street to park, but not indicating, so you think they've just stopped on the road for some reason...

          Jase, you're SO right about the 40 mph drivers. holding you up down the amin road, then pulling away in the 30 zone! Arg.

          Why are the adverts so much louder than the TV program?
          John Bowlerwell
          Electronic Engineer

          Present:
          Nogaro Blue RS2 - TOE
          Previous:
          Kingfisher Blue S2 - UAA
          Volcano Black RS2 LHD - DEX

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          • Heat Seeking Missile
            S2Forum Maniac
            • Jul 2007
            • 658
            • Home: United Kingdom Current: Wales

            #6
            People who dont move out to let you join a dual carriageway.
            Tailgaters.
            Front foglights users - Its f*****g daytime and sunny, you idiot!
            Having to repeat myself when talking to someone as they haven't been listening.
            People who dont clean the toilet after a banging s**t.
            Everyone who drives down the street I live on....the WRONG way.
            DIY.
            Working days.

            This thread really has brought out the worst in me, I apologise.

            Also,

            "women's things" adverts, things with wings, thrush, wind, trapped wind, constipation, bloating, cystitis...anything they can shove in their knickers or up their bum or something.
            Notice how them adverts are always on when you're having your tea? Why is that?

            Mark
            '93 Brilliant Blue Audi S2 Avant - Broken again.
            '98 Tahiti Blue Rover 216SE Coupe
            '96 Arktiksilber Metallic BMW 525td (E34)
            '01 Dark Green Jeep Grand Cherokee 3.1LTD
            '97 Polar White Vauxhall Vectra 2.0Di LS
            '96 Alpine White Peugeot 306 XLDt

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            • Keeper of The Kitten
              S2Forum Fiend
              • Dec 2003
              • 2317
              • Country: England

              #7
              Originally posted by Jas11n
              People I see on a regular basis driving to where I work, with the satnav on, WTF?? got a memory of a goldfish have we? you only drive there and back 5/6 times a week you clowns.
              People ignorant of the fact that goldfish actually have a pretty good memory?

              (I am teasing, but it's true )
              Martin Cutting

              aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

              It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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              • Jas11n
                S2Forum Zealot
                • Jan 2004
                • 5067
                • Country: England

                #8
                Originally posted by Keeper of The Kitten
                People ignorant of the fact that goldfish actually have a pretty good memory?

                (I am teasing, but it's true )
                What's true???.......................sh*t!! where am I???
                2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
                2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
                1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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                • Fat Audi 80
                  Super Moderator
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10547
                  • Country: England

                  #9
                  @ Jas

                  Top drawer rant!
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                  • Graham
                    S2Forum Extremist
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 1622
                    • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

                    #10
                    Life is good-no complaints--i'm still living. Oh but the slow drivers does give me the 5h1ts
                    Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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                    • K Simmonds
                      S2Forum Zealot
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 7636
                      • Country: Wales

                      #11
                      Where do I start?? Fortunately Jas has covered a lot of the things that trouble me.


                      Moths, specifically the large furry ones. There is something demonic about them.

                      People with beards.

                      Youths that insist upon displaying their undergarments. Why not either purchase cloths that fit you properly or a good belt?

                      Punctures in expensive low profile tyres.

                      Cats that defecate in the sand that I have to use to build houses with.

                      The multitude of remote controls that are required to operate TV's DVD's ect.

                      The price of decent footwear.

                      Mobile phones in general, we all managed fine before.

                      Microwaveable ready meals.

                      The smoking ban that has been imposed upon this country's fine drinking establishments.

                      People who assume that you are a Nazi for being slightly patriotic.

                      people who urinate on toilet seats/floors.

                      Unsolicited calls from people from other country's attempting to make you sign up for good or services that you have no interest in.

                      My appalling so called broadband connection that is little better than dial up.

                      People who purchase a performance car and then moan about how much fuel it uses.

                      Unessential road signs and traffic control ect.

                      Carpet in bathrooms and kitchens.

                      People who refuse to tip in restaurants even if they have enjoyed their meal and the service.

                      People who don't maintain their cars and then moan when it inevitably brakes down.

                      Today's inane celebrate culture.



                      Right I'm going to have to stop there as I'm starting to get depressed.
                      Last edited by K Simmonds; 26 July 2008, 16:58.
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                      1992 C4 2.8 Avant quattro
                      1994 MTM RS2.
                      1998 B5 TDI quattro Sport.
                      2000 B5 TQS.

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                      • Jas11n
                        S2Forum Zealot
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5067
                        • Country: England

                        #12
                        Originally posted by K Simmonds
                        People with beards.
                        PMSL, absolutely brilliant
                        2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
                        2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
                        1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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                        • rj scotty
                          S2Forum Fiend
                          • May 2006
                          • 2195
                          • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                          #13
                          People who knock the door when there is clearly a door bell installed

                          cheers

                          rich
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                          "For what you spent on that you could have brought a new car"
                          BUT I DON'T WANT A NEW CAR!

                          1995 S2 Avant, Volcano Black
                          1982 VW Golf Mk1, primer yellow, will be finished one day, maybe.
                          2003 VW T4 long nose X pack, (has become project)

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                          • Keeper of The Kitten
                            S2Forum Fiend
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 2317
                            • Country: England

                            #14
                            People who write "pwned"
                            Martin Cutting

                            aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

                            It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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                            • dest
                              S2Forum Freak
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 4287
                              • Country: England

                              #15
                              ANY form of internet geek speak!

                              pwned, fail, ZOMG, tYpInG LikE tHiS, ESPECIALLY the strange way of spelling and grammer on all those "funny" cat pics that float around the net

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