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Right up there with the terrible twins that are:
- people who use MS templates (get some creativity folks)
- corporate templates that are worse than the MS templates (which seems to be all of them)
Changing topic:
- Being reminded that excess alcohol is bad. How am I expected to ****ing cope without it in this ****hole country?
Ck.
PS A dear friend is emmigrating very soon. I think they're setting a good example.
Shocked, exhausted, hosed, bushed, dumped, chipped, mounted, filtered, gauged, packed, intermittantly wiped and braked. I mean broken. Now, about the car...
Alcohol and working towards potential emigration are the only things keeping most of the UK going.
I'm sitting here with a bottle of alcohol reading this and its surprising how many people are thinking of quitting this country - I quite fancy usa but its getting the s2 over there with me.
Men who need to undo their trouser belt, top button, fly & pull them half down to have a p*ss in the public urinal. I have to blame the parents for failing to point out the proper use of the fly.
Oh and while we are at it. Tucking your shirt into your underpants. ITS NOT NORMAL
The news on 15mins every 15 mins..........WHY!!!
Idiots who 'eyeball' you and step out in front of your car because they are 'hard'. You are not and one day you will die !
Cyclists ignoring red lights at zebra crossings. Yes I will get a stick before I need one just to make my point *****
The 'royal' mail. Everything about it I am afraid. Top of the list is the guy who prefills cards saying you are not in and sneaks it through your letterbox while you are sitting eating breakfast. Tell you the last idiot who did that got a shock.
The elderly queue jumper who pushes in as if senility is an excuse
The Perfectionist
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Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.
Absolutely right with cyclists who go through red lights.
Cyclists on pavements too... Either you're a pedestrian and you can walk on the pavement, or you're a road user, and you can obey the rules of the road.
John Bowlerwell
Electronic Engineer
Present:
Nogaro Blue RS2 - TOE
Previous:
Kingfisher Blue S2 - UAA
Volcano Black RS2 LHD - DEX
corporate life
letting myself end up in the above
paed0s getting lenient sentences instead of being deep fat fried and left for hungry rats to eat
Ford Kas - I just hate them
Corsas - as above
Pimping a corsa - it's just polishing a turd
my A6 1.8T not being a fast as my S2 was
Not having a 7 day weekend to play with cars
Not having a bigger house
Not having a garage attached to my house
Celebrity culture (as previously stated) - Big brother, soaps, girlie gossip mags, paparazzi... A huge portion of Britain and the western world seem to spend a large portion of their lives studying other people's lives instead of doing something about their own 5hit lives. They waste valuable oxygen and probably my tax money aspiring to be some slag that becomes famous for getting her t1t5 out and doing a reality TV show.
Reality TV shows - they're not even celebrities! they're the mums of girls that get their t1t5 out or the ex boyfriends of someone that sucked off a pig or something. Why should anyone on the planet feel the need to spend minutes and hours of their lives watching them eat their breakfast or argue with some other sack of wasted organs.
People who watch reality TV shows - you're wasting oxygen. Please cease immediately.
Spelling there/their/they're incorrectly
Goth kids wearing makeup to get attention. ah fuk off and do something better than that. and don't complain if I stare at you like you're a d1ck. You put the makeup on for attention and me telling you you're pretty and asking if you want to have dinner with me is funny. laugh along or go and sit in your bedroom, wondering if you're a bit gay.
MS Powerpoint
Lack of respect for authority in people today
Lack of instilling respect for authority by parents
Scamming basserds getting my tax money while they work on the side for cash in hand
W4nkers paying them cash in hand
People that assume anyone with a foreign accent is a scamming immigrant - My missus speaks better English than you, she pays taxes that you spend on buckfast and did a test to prove she knows about Britain. That makes her more British than you. Maybe YOU should leave!
Teenagers crashing and killing innocents all over northern scotland. They should be limited to 1.2 engines for the first year and then step up limitations as time progresses.
Posting "I don't know" as an answer to someone's question in a thread
The grim realisation that even if I look a wee bit younger than I am I don't look 18 any more and 18 year old girls don't check me out very much any more.. if at all
Knowing i'll never get to cover angelina jolie in nutella and lick it off
That feels good to have a rant actually.
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1990 CQ20v
2001 3.0 B6 A4 Avant Quattro Sport
The Perfectionist
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Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.
Lack of respect for authority in people today
Lack of instilling respect for authority by parents
So so true.
The lack of respect in general shown by kids and young adults these days riles me so much - my daughter stands out like a sore thumb at school because she's one of the few who has been (and still is in the process of being) taught to treat people and things with respect.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Nothing feels fast for long...
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2000 Audi RS4 - Kingfisher Blue ~+~ 2004 Audi Allroad 2.5 Tdi - Ebony Black Pearl
Cyclists in the bus lane who refuse to move out of the way, and for some reason the drivers never blow the horn at them, they just sit there at 8mph with a bus load of passengers going insane.
Women with umbrellas.
Women who wait in a queue for 10 mins, wait for the cashier to tot everything up, THEN start fumbling around for their purse.
People who spend 10mins pressing buttons on the cash machines, its not that complicated FFS!
Those free news papers shoved in your face each morning by happy spas. I'm convinced there all on drugs.
...and that was all before 9am
91CQ20v - Gone to a new home
93UR-S4 - The Magic Carpet
94S2Bus - The Emerald Express
Agree with everything except the Nutella. Nutella is rank.
Agreed. However, if it were licking golden syrup off Kylie...
Annoyingly and sadly that doesn't seem likely.
Ck.
Shocked, exhausted, hosed, bushed, dumped, chipped, mounted, filtered, gauged, packed, intermittantly wiped and braked. I mean broken. Now, about the car...
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