Things that annoy you!

[Knight Rider S4]

DHL are ok for me its ******link I cant stand since they are the most inflexible with deliveries and redeliveries. In variable I end up making a 45mile round trip to get a parcel which I have paid to be delivered!

True i am mates with the driver in our area so cant get better service comes to my work to get signed and will take down to workshop for me 2miles away and drop off there

[Nj]

...bringing us nicely onto the royal mail. charge you £8 for receiving a £20 parcel from the states, deliver a card but not the patrcel that you paid to be delivered to the door, lose a £100 bottle whisky that Edringtons kindly sent for a charity raffle, then reply to a complaint about said missing whisky with a letter saying "your postcode's wrong so we're not answering your complaint" (even though they then posted the letter and their own system managed to get it to my office the next day with that incorrect postcode)


...and... relax.

[Fat Audi 80]

FAIL

..."omitted a capital letter"..... or "forgot to use" - but not "omitted to use"

Just seen that!

******.

[Nj]

having to watch that forking M&Ms advert on rented DVDs and not being able to skip past it. I definitely won't buy M&Ms now you basserds.

[Nj]

think i'll keep this thread going by myself

girls acting slutty for attention cos they've got nothing else

[s2avant]

Got to vent somewhere!!

[self censoring mode]
F*****g R******d Lazy C**ts who couldn't give a flying f**k about doing their f*****g job properly and leave the rest of their colleagues in the s**t when they f**k off on holiday having not delivered a f*****g part to a customer and having not had the common decency to f*****g let anyone know and even worse, leaving the f*****g part in their van which instead they have taken home and parked on their drive when they know that vans have to stay on site during holidays. Seriously I could kill the c**k s*****g worthless piece of s**t m*****r f*****g w*****r.
[/self censoring mode]

Ben

[Jamo]

Wow, no more caffine for Parts Daddy please!

[Nj]

damn right! c'mon! vent it!

[Acidburn]

Do you feel better now?

handy thread this

[s2avant]

Yeah, that helped

This has put me out of pocket personally by around £50 so far (I'm acting manager with no access to the f*****g safe!!!) so I'm still going to tear him a new a**hole when he comes to work on Tuesday. Anybody fancy a job as a driver?

Ben

[Acidburn]

Where do I apply and hope it pays well

[Jas11n]

Surgical gloves and medical lubricant ;
Tubes designed to go where no tube should ever go

[europeanme]

There's a book for people as @n@l as us called "Eats, Shoots and Leaves."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves:_The_Zero_Tolerance_Approach_to_Punctuation

The book has a Panada on it and the title highlights the difference a comma makes. Without the comma it describes the Panda's eating habits. With the comma it suggests it eats, then shoots something and then exits.
[carefully examines spelling of whole post in case he's done something stupid )

my wfie got me a great book a few years back..

http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/651310/Is-It-Just-Me-or-Is-Everything-****-/Product.html

now that is fun read!!....

[dubmeister]

Things that really fook me off....................
The general decline of this country into somewhere that thinks ****ing beckhams' skinny tart is a role model.being unable to spell, construct sentences or have respect for others is cooooool.......
cost of beer, fags, fuel ( funny they are all subject to a government tax...)
not being able to have a smoke with my pint inside my local, when some prick in the corner can have a loud conversation on his mobile about how many birds he shagged last week........................
****ing reality tv.............
people questioning the cost of having their car fixed when it had not seen a so much as a spanner for at least 30k..........
people unable to grasp the concept that a worn steering u/j is unsafe.......
don't even want to get into the other road user scenario...........
old people who ask you the same thing over and over and over and over and over.......
not being able to give the person that deserves a really good kicking a really good kicking..........
boyfriends who accuse you of staring at their girlfriends hooters when they are half hanging out of the nightie that they are wearing to the pub...........
blow--jobs not being compulsory after a stressful day at work........

wound up now .......going to kick next doors cat.....................

[Nj]

Surgical gloves and medical lubricant ;
Tubes designed to go where no tube should ever go