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  • Laurel
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    • Sep 2007
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    #16
    Originally posted by Tronika
    Semen (and female reproductive fluid) contain sugar in the form of fructose and glucose; which the spermatozoa convert to energy to move their tails (flagellae) through a process called glycolysis.

    How it tastes depends on which part of the tongue it hits as the sweet tastebuds are located on the tip and the bitter at the back.

    (That A-Level in biology has really paid off! )

    Thank you!!

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    • Laurel
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      • Sep 2007
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      #17
      Originally posted by HPmuirt
      And how long after he told you that was he arrested for chasing 16 year old girls?

      Did he also tell you it was good for the complexion and should be applied liberally?

      I suspect that this 'biology teacher' now lives in a 6x6 grey room, which he shares with a 22 stone man called Shirley and has a bucket for a toilet

      Cheers n

      Si

      Actually my Biology teacher was a woman. LOL. And she knew about these things....

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      • Sonic
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        • Jul 2006
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        #18
        Originally posted by Tronika
        Semen (and female reproductive fluid) contain sugar in the form of fructose and glucose; which the spermatozoa convert to energy to move their tails (flagellae) through a process called glycolysis.

        How it tastes depends on which part of the tongue it hits as the sweet tastebuds are located on the tip and the bitter at the back.

        (That A-Level in biology has really paid off! )
        If thats the case then Ross is a very lucky man...

        Originally posted by HPmuirt
        And how long after he told you that was he arrested for chasing 16 year old girls?

        Did he also tell you it was good for the complexion and should be applied liberally?

        I suspect that this 'biology teacher' now lives in a 6x6 grey room, which he shares with a 22 stone man called Shirley and has a bucket for a toilet
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        • Ross
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          • Aug 2005
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          #19
          I was dissapointed when told the story, and then that it was a female teacher was much funnier imagining an old man with a beard telling the girls this.

          Still, the retort when some smug slut stated that it wasn't true, was pretty good - "you wouldn't know - the sweet buds aren't at the back of your throat".
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          • Tronika
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            • Aug 2005
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            #20
            Originally posted by Ross
            I was dissapointed when told the story, and then that it was a female teacher was much funnier imagining an old man with a beard telling the girls this.

            Still, the retort when some smug slut stated that it wasn't true, was pretty good - "you wouldn't know - the sweet buds aren't at the back of your throat".
            I don't believe that actually happened: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp


            I'm still not entirely convinced that the presence of sugar is enough to effect the taste.
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            • HPmuirt
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              • Apr 2005
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              #21
              Originally posted by Tronika
              I don't believe that actually happened: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp


              I'm still not entirely convinced that the presence of sugar is enough to effect the taste.
              Well OK, I am willing to prove it to you that it does, but only on the understanding that this is a subjective scientific experiment :mischeif:

              Oh dear, I can see myself getting into hot water on this one Sorry Ben

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              • Markarina
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                • Mar 2006
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                #22
                Originally posted by Tronika
                I don't believe that actually happened: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp


                I'm still not entirely convinced that the presence of sugar is enough to effect the taste.
                I guess at this time we shouldn't talk about the effects of asparagus and other food stuffs

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                • Ross
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                  • Aug 2005
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                  #23
                  ROSS BURTON! GRRR.


                  SIGN OUT when you're done with the laptop!!!
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                  • Laurel
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                    • Sep 2007
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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Tronika
                    I don't believe that actually happened: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp


                    I'm still not entirely convinced that the presence of sugar is enough to effect the taste.

                    I swear on my mother's life that it happened! Seeing as I was in the class!


                    ....and it doesn't taste salty! Anyway the taste is dependent on what the male consumes and how much protein/salt/glucose etc is in the system.

                    Why don't you forget about science and theory and experiment yourself?? *innocent eyes*

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                    • Sassy
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                      • Aug 2008
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                      #25
                      I'll never look at a mans thumb in the same way again..!

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                      • Fat Audi 80
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                        • Jan 2004
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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Ross
                        ROSS BURTON! GRRR.


                        SIGN OUT when you're done with the laptop!!!


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                        • Sparks
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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Sonic
                          *** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you? ***
                          lol, but what worrys me is that I think I've been short changed


                          *cough* I mean on thumb size, of course *cough*
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