The reason why my girlfriend will never drive my S2

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  • quattrodude
    S2Forum Enthusiast
    • Apr 2008
    • 140
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    The reason why my girlfriend will never drive my S2

    This is the why my other half will never be allowed to drive my S2


    The fun starts at the turn of a key
    Quattro power here we go!!

    1993 ABY S2 coupe,
  • Sassy
    S2Forum Hobbyist
    • Aug 2008
    • 16
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    I'd confidently lay money down on the chances of her driving career having less tumps and bumps than yours

    There's no 'better driver' sex, but statistically we have less accidents, so up yer bum

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    • Jamo
      Retired OG Mod
      • Mar 2004
      • 21750
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      Thats because there are less women drivers and most women run off after causing the initial accident!

      Just sent that to the office, howls of laughter!

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      • Sassy
        S2Forum Hobbyist
        • Aug 2008
        • 16
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        Currently 58 per cent of the 30 million licensed drivers in this country are male, 42 per cent female.
        Hardly enough of a difference to explain the accident rates

        tbh I think theres more of a gap between young/old
        17-25 year old men get hammered on insurance, my first car was a 2.0 Cavalier and it cost me 236 for the year!

        And why is it that women have such difficulties in parking cars into tight spaces?
        Because they are always being told that this much

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        is six inches.

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        • HPmuirt
          S2Forum April Fool
          • Apr 2005
          • 3014
          • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

          #5
          Originally posted by Sassy
          Hardly enough of a difference to explain the accident rates
          According to the UK gov statistics....

          1. Men travel further than women for almost all purposes. The average length of men’s trips was 14 kilometres in 1999-2001, compared with 10 kilometres for women. Consequently, men travel considerably further within Great Britain each year than women: an average of 14,800 kilometres in 1999-2001 compared with 9,900 kilometres.

          2. Women are more likely to walk than men, making around a quarter of their trips on foot, compared with around a fifth for men. (OK so we're lazy....but I always knew that )

          3. More men than women hold full car driving licences, although the number of women with a licence has gradually increased since the mid-1970s. In 1975-76, 69 per cent of men held a car driving licence, compared with only 29 per cent of women. By 1999-2001 these figures had risen to 82 per cent and 60 per cent, respectively.

          4. Men are also more likely to be the main driver of a car than women. In 1999-2001, 66 per cent of men were the main driver, compared with 42 per cent of women.

          5. The greater use men make of cars may be one reason why they are more likely than women to be a casualty in a road traffic accident. In 2001 the annual casualty rate (those killed, or seriously or slightly injured) was over 44 per cent higher for men than women.

          So Jamo is correct, it IS because more men drive further....if you average it out, men and women are roughly equally likely to have an accident per mile driven. But....

          6. Men are more than twice as likely as women to be killed or seriously injured in a road accident: 99 per 100,000 men in 2001, compared with 44 per 100,000 women. The rates are higher for men irrespective of the mode of transport they are using.

          Also I will admit that in general, women have more small bumps (due to lack of confidence) and men have more speed related accidents (due to excess of confidence) so neither are better drivers and if you keep going with the old 6" gag, I'll have to remind you that only women with a wizards sleeve would need anything more

          Cheers n

          Si

          P.S. Why are there no women in F1?
          95 ABY S2 Coupe - Ragusa Green
          Subtle mods here and there


          2011 A5 3.0 TDi - Lava Grey
          With every option available (except a towball)

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          • Animal Mother
            S2Forum Extremist
            • Jul 2007
            • 1135
            • Country: England

            #6
            Stupidest?

            What does that mean then?

            I'd have used completely idiotic!

            Number 1 is a classic though.
            UrS6 - Homefry, Bailey DV, PiperX filter, Samco hoses, H&R springs, 3" D/P back zorst, 270bhp and 260ftlb :rock:

            Triumph Daytona 955i - mmmmmm :fire:

            80 dag dag :driving:

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            • quattrodude
              S2Forum Enthusiast
              • Apr 2008
              • 140
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              wo wo wo!!!

              It was only a joke ha ha

              But i defo agree with the mileage difference as i cover around 1500 a week with my job and i see some real stuff on these crazy british roads.

              And the OVER and UNDER confidence thing hence why over 95% of members on this site are male coz were all full power junkys and female tend to see a car as 4 wheels that you put petrol in to get to work and back. (excluding the odd few that really can drive a car like its ment to be driven)..... Scary thorght i know but Trust me iv seen it with my own eyes.
              The fun starts at the turn of a key
              Quattro power here we go!!

              1993 ABY S2 coupe,

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              • Beetie
                S2Forum Extremist
                • Oct 2003
                • 1517
                • Country: England

                #8
                Originally posted by quattrodude
                i see some real stuff on these crazy british roads.
                I know what you mean i do about 2500 a week and some of the stuff is mental! Abroad is just as bad, when there is an accident there its mainly speed related tho.
                Evening Jamo.
                Was a '93 3B, Dont ask now tho......

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                • Jamo
                  Retired OG Mod
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 21750
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #9
                  Bloody hell Beetie is about, *hide the beer everyone* :mischeif: evening mate

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                  • HPmuirt
                    S2Forum April Fool
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 3014
                    • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jamo
                    Bloody hell Beetie is about, *hide the beer everyone* :mischeif: evening mate
                    Bloody hell indeed. Hello matey - long time no see

                    I have just had a thought.....Beetie was the first Forum member I met at the first meet I attended and since then he vanished.......was it summut I said or was it sheltering from the pouring rain, trapped in the back seat of my car (with was it Ben in the front with VAGcom)?

                    Cheers n

                    Si
                    95 ABY S2 Coupe - Ragusa Green
                    Subtle mods here and there


                    2011 A5 3.0 TDi - Lava Grey
                    With every option available (except a towball)

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                    • Beetie
                      S2Forum Extremist
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1517
                      • Country: England

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HPmuirt
                      Bloody hell indeed. Hello matey - long time no see

                      I have just had a thought.....Beetie was the first Forum member I met at the first meet I attended and since then he vanished.......was it summut I said or was it sheltering from the pouring rain, trapped in the back seat of my car (with was it Ben in the front with VAGcom)?

                      Cheers n

                      Si
                      No dont worry everythings fine (apart from missing a car somewhere along the line.....)
                      Trust you to be tight with the beer Jamo!
                      I'm getting a craving for some decent vehiclular power and obviously im not satisfied with the current (budget ) ride, so thought i might show my face abit! LOL!
                      I kept checking the threads just didnt have a car to write about!
                      Was a '93 3B, Dont ask now tho......

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                      • Acidburn
                        S2Forum Obsessed
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 13459
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #12
                        shame to hear about, whats your plans now?

                        another s2 what with the prices dropping still for them?

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                        • Beetie
                          S2Forum Extremist
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1517
                          • Country: England

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Acidburn
                          shame to hear about, whats your plans now?

                          another s2 what with the prices dropping still for them?
                          Would love one but with the mortgage rates at the min still might have to hold off for a bit!
                          Was a '93 3B, Dont ask now tho......

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                          • Jas11n
                            S2Forum Zealot
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 5067
                            • Country: England

                            #14
                            Nice to see you around Beetie
                            2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
                            2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
                            1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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                            • Beetie
                              S2Forum Extremist
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1517
                              • Country: England

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jas11n
                              Nice to see you around Beetie
                              How you getting on Jase? You recovering ok?
                              Was a '93 3B, Dont ask now tho......

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