The Good Ole' Days...........

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  • dubmeister
    S2Forum Maniac
    • Jun 2007
    • 522
    • Country: Wales

    #1

    The Good Ole' Days...........

    Got sent this email...................How True!!!!!!

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 1960s, 1970s and early 1980s probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was regularly chewed and licked.

    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles or latches on doors or cabinets, and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokeys' on our wheels.

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags and riding in the front passenger seat - or the boot - was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle, and it tasted the same.

    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding, and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends - from one bottle or can - and no one actually died from it.

    We would spend several hours building go-carts out of scrap, then go top speed down the hill, only to find out we'd forgotten the brakes. After running into a patch of stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back before dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

    We didn't have Playstations or Xboxes - no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape films, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no internet chatrooms.

    We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played French skipping and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones, but there were no law suits.

    We played Knock and Run and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, walked to school; we didn't rely on Mummy or Daddy to drive us to school, as it was just round the corner.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of seven and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of, they actually sided with the law.

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
    And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on to others who had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and the government regulated our lives for "our own good".

    For those of you who aren't old enough, we thought you might like to read about us.


    And something else to put a smile on your face...
    The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986. The Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

    For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them, John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could ever have been a god of dance.

    They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from the past ten years. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A-Team, the Dukes of Hazzard or the Famous Five. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.


    Now let's check if we're getting old...
    1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
    2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
    3) Your friends are getting married/already married.
    4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
    5) When you see children with mobile phones, you shake your head.



    What the foook has this place become????????????
  • Jas11n
    S2Forum Zealot
    • Jan 2004
    • 5067
    • Country: England

    #2
    Originally posted by dubmeister
    Now let's check if we're getting old...
    1) You understand what was written above and you smile. Check √
    2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out. Check √
    3) Your friends are getting married/already married. Check √
    4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers. Check √
    5) When you see children with mobile phones, you shake your head. Check √

    Yup, I'm getting old.
    2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
    2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
    1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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    • Acidburn
      S2Forum Obsessed
      • Jun 2007
      • 13459
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      That was a good one, but so so true.

      Think the best bit of it for me was

      The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of, they actually sided with the law.

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      • john881000
        S2Forum Maniac
        • May 2004
        • 598
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        mmmmmmmmmmm

        yes so true
        what has this world come too ????????


        NOW i feel old.................but life then was certainly better for all



        my 2 cents
        cheers
        john

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        • s2belgium
          S2Forum Fanatic
          • Aug 2008
          • 98
          • Country: Belgium

          #5
          VW Polo G40 '91
          Audi S2 coupe '94
          Audi urS4 sedan '93

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          • DJones
            S2Forum Fiend
            • Jun 2005
            • 2020
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            That is all so so so so frighteningly true... yep I'm old..

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            • kwlw
              S2Forum Extremist
              • Sep 2004
              • 1025
              • Country: Lithuania

              #7
              That means, that I'm old too . Damn.

              BTW - all generations tend to think, that times were better than now. It's pretty much normal . Those kids who are growing now, will think same good things about things like mobile internet, hybrid cars, anti-terorist means, and other weird nowadays stuff...

              Sau
              200 20vt 88' 3b, human carrier
              CQ typ85 with AAN inside, see project blog at http://kwlw.blogspot.com

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              • iain1067
                S2Forum Maniac
                • Mar 2005
                • 984
                • Country: United Kingdom

                #8
                All boxes ticked for me and sadly the world isn't a better place for all it's innovations

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                • urquattro-island
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1915
                  • Home: Norway Current: Iceland

                  #9
                  he he

                  deffo old, remeber building little cars out of anything, and playing icehockey on the pond until late in the night... OLD
                  japanischer industriabfall nein danke!!
                  www.rackeltrim.se Icelandic Division

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                  • 220bhp
                    S2Forum Fiend
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2578
                    • Home: United Kingdom

                    #10
                    I remember my ten brothers and sisters having to share an apple at Christmas then my Mum would make a stew out of the core.they where the good old days,now I own an s2 and cant afford an apple.

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                    • Acidburn
                      S2Forum Obsessed
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 13459
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 220bhp
                      I remember my ten brothers and sisters having to share an apple at Christmas then my Mum would make a stew out of the core.they where the good old days,now I own an s2 and cant afford an apple.


                      owning an s2 is like the credit crunch

                      it all starts off well with lots of parts coming for it then you go bankrupt and everything has to suffer

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                      • 220bhp
                        S2Forum Fiend
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2578
                        • Home: United Kingdom

                        #12
                        Hi pete any news.

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                        • Acidburn
                          S2Forum Obsessed
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 13459
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 220bhp
                          Hi pete any news.
                          Hi mate

                          I have not forgotton, I sent him a message just waiting on a reply now so i'll let you know asap.

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                          • Jas11n
                            S2Forum Zealot
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 5067
                            • Country: England

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 220bhp
                            I remember my ten brothers and sisters having to share an apple at Christmas then my Mum would make a stew out of the core.they where the good old days,now I own an s2 and cant afford an apple.
                            2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
                            2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
                            1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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                            • Graham
                              S2Forum Extremist
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1622
                              • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

                              #15
                              Knock a door run, or the old game of dog crap in a paper bag then leave it on someones door step on fire then knock on the door and run, they come out and put it out with their slippers. Or putting fire works in peoples Milk boxes out the front of their house and blowing them up. Going exploring on the moors with nowt but a pushbike, fizzy drinks, a lighter and a SAS mask.
                              Those were the days
                              Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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