Ok, I drive and Audi Estate (sry Avant) but I thought I was still youngish; but
Christ, I must be getting old!!.
How hard can it be to buy something these days??
Today, I wanted to part with some of my hard earned cash; but I just got
fobbed off at every turn!!
Can you guess what i tried to buy today??
(Condensed transcript - been to pub again)
Me: Hello, Can I buy this? Seen it on the Interweb.
Shop: No, Thats a T'internet price,it will be anothor £100 if you want it now.
Me: WTF? but its your company site and I have cash - look!
Shop: Yes, but that is on-line shop, not "street shop".
Me: WTF ??? Goodbye.
So I try my existing supplier......
Me: Hi, would like one of these please.....
Them: There a bit XXXX they are, What you want is this one for ££ extra!
Me: No, I want one of these!
Them: Sry, but this is a better and I can only do this deal today"
Me: Do what deal?
Them: Offer you this, + this + this + this - isn't that good?
Me: No, it's NOT what I wanted.
Them: Thank you for your time, (Hang up phone!)
Me: WTF?
Anyway, ordered a new mobile phone on-line in the end.
Bet it won't turn up!
Christ, I must be getting old!!.
How hard can it be to buy something these days??
Today, I wanted to part with some of my hard earned cash; but I just got
fobbed off at every turn!!
Can you guess what i tried to buy today??
(Condensed transcript - been to pub again)
Me: Hello, Can I buy this? Seen it on the Interweb.
Shop: No, Thats a T'internet price,it will be anothor £100 if you want it now.
Me: WTF? but its your company site and I have cash - look!
Shop: Yes, but that is on-line shop, not "street shop".
Me: WTF ??? Goodbye.
So I try my existing supplier......
Me: Hi, would like one of these please.....
Them: There a bit XXXX they are, What you want is this one for ££ extra!
Me: No, I want one of these!
Them: Sry, but this is a better and I can only do this deal today"
Me: Do what deal?
Them: Offer you this, + this + this + this - isn't that good?
Me: No, it's NOT what I wanted.
Them: Thank you for your time, (Hang up phone!)
Me: WTF?
Anyway, ordered a new mobile phone on-line in the end.
Bet it won't turn up!





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