Some say he can wrap an S2 around a bollard without loosing the engine. All we know..

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  • Evilgoat76
    S2Forum Addict
    • Feb 2010
    • 278
    • Home: Canada Current: United Kingdom

    #1

    Some say he can wrap an S2 around a bollard without loosing the engine. All we know..

    Stig Googled...

    Odd how he then vanishes as time elapses, any theories?

  • Jonnybravo
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Aug 2008
    • 2051
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    Maybe they drove back past and he was removing his helmet !

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    • Dan
      S2Forum Extremist
      • Jun 2008
      • 1242
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      Contrary to common belief, the particles that make up The Stig are not normal protons, neutrons and electrons. The Stig is in fact composed entirely of Higgs Boson particles; as such, The Stig constantly travels back in time and slowly destroys his previous existence. He therefore exists only in the present, any recollection of him fading into dark matter.

      It's not that the image is being pixellated - it is in fact that particles composing The Stig are progressively ceasing to have ever been in that location and therefore unable to have been photographed at that time and location.

      Only. Viable. Explanation.
      1993 ABY Coupe | BMW R1200 GS
      A6 3.0 TDI Quattro (aka Sonic's 'ring support/cargo vehicle )

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      • Evilgoat76
        S2Forum Addict
        • Feb 2010
        • 278
        • Home: Canada Current: United Kingdom

        #4
        Originally posted by Dan
        Contrary to common belief, the particles that make up The Stig are not normal protons, neutrons and electrons. The Stig is in fact composed entirely of Higgs Boson particles; as such, The Stig constantly travels back in time and slowly destroys his previous existence. He therefore exists only in the present, any recollection of him fading into dark matter.

        It's not that the image is being pixellated - it is in fact that particles composing The Stig are progressively ceasing to have ever been in that location and therefore unable to have been photographed at that time and location.

        Only. Viable. Explanation.
        You sir, have too much spare time, or youve had a liquid lunch...

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        • Jonnybravo
          S2Forum Fiend
          • Aug 2008
          • 2051
          • Country: United Kingdom

          #5
          Originally posted by Dan
          Contrary to common belief, the particles that make up The Stig are not normal protons, neutrons and electrons. The Stig is in fact composed entirely of Higgs Boson particles; as such, The Stig constantly travels back in time and slowly destroys his previous existence. He therefore exists only in the present, any recollection of him fading into dark matter.

          It's not that the image is being pixellated - it is in fact that particles composing The Stig are progressively ceasing to have ever been in that location and therefore unable to have been photographed at that time and location.

          Only. Viable. Explanation.
          Brilliant

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          • Dan
            S2Forum Extremist
            • Jun 2008
            • 1242
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            Originally posted by Evilgoat76
            You sir, have too much spare time, or youve had a liquid lunch...
            I'm pleading guilty to both today.
            1993 ABY Coupe | BMW R1200 GS
            A6 3.0 TDI Quattro (aka Sonic's 'ring support/cargo vehicle )

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