Local Nemesis

[Dan]

There's a blonde in an A4 cab that keeps trying it on on the ring road...

Otherwise, Bradford is always fun for baiting chavs - tend to get dismissed straight away when they see "TDI".

[pixsaudisex2]

Yeah and they all seem to have blue lights on...

[Ruffiano]

There is an STI with a carbon boot lid and exhaust that lives just around the corner from me, I want so badly to race him, sadly i never catch him while he is driving...

[Gazjen]

I raced a chav in a saxo once off the lights, I was in my 4.2 A6 only just beat him although I was towing a 19ft sports boat at the time. the look on his face was priceless

you can't dismiss diesels any more I had a little spat with a Scooby the other day in my Mapped 159 Diesel, he couldn't get passed me, I reckon he booked his car in to the dealers after that with the look in his face "But a diesel beat me"

[S2Coupe_Nic]

Anyone driven a 'Jumbo' SRW 350 Transit? Unladen they are proper poky and again have the surprise factor. OK, so I'm not talking about beating hot hatches etc but love to leave pimple faced chav eating Jumbo dust in his Saxo.

[Tobs 1]

My 2.6 v6 is still standard (done too many miles to warrant any upgrades), but the other day I put a body kitted up 1.8t golf GTI to shame, although it caught up on the corners (my old girl handles like a drunk whale). Surprisingly my mates v6 4motion golf is barely quicker from 30 - 120, despite more power, 4wd and less weight.
Unfortunately the reps in the latest BMW and merc diesels can out drag me after 40, but they don't sound anywhere near as good!
I would love to go chav racing one weekend but unlike them I bills to pay, therefore burning up £30 of juice over a few miles is a pretty stupid idea.