Are big women hornier?

[MGaz]

How do you get a fat lass into bed?
















Piece of cake.

don't tell everybody! lol

[Smith_S2]

This is a pretty funny thread.

I'll have to agree i think larger women are way better in bed than skinny chicks!

From the GameSpot.com thread, She's got mucky written all over her, I would!

[Christophski]

This thread reminds me of the old school ground jokes about your mama.

Your mamas so fat I rolled over twice and was still on top of the b@£&h!

[Acidburn]

This thread reminds me of the old school ground jokes about your mama.

Your mamas so fat I rolled over twice and was still on top of the b@£&h!

still prefer

Your mama's so fat she fell down the stairs the other night and I thought eastenders was ending

[avants2turbo]

How do you get a fat lass into bed?
















Piece of cake.

Erm..... Dont u mean with a crane?!

[avants2turbo]

Erm..... Dont u mean with a crane?!

Or at very least a good sturdy engine hoist....

[Acidburn]

2 guys in a queue with a fat bird infront of them. Her phone starts beeping. One guy turns around to his mate, “Run, it’s ****ing reversing"!

I was just in Tesco's and there was this fat bird in front of me, buying herself a single red rose.
I felt sorry for her, so I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Would you like me to buy that for you, love?"
She looked up at me, tears started welling up in her eyes, and her bottom lip trembled.
"Oh would you?" she said, "that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me"
"Yeah, well..." I said, "at least you won't have to lie to your mates now".

Honestly, I don't think it was worth a kick in the balls.


I was at the hospital today to donate some blood and as I was leaving this fat bird walked up to me and said: "You know, I've always fancied donors."

So I replied, "Well there's a kebab shop across the street, help yourself."

[Christophski]

Lol! Acidburn, please say there's more from where they came from!

[Acidburn]

Yeah loads more if people want me to add them up

[Christophski]

Hell yeah!

[bunyoch]

Not everyone is wantin a huge lassie -----

A Crofter boy and his father were doon in the 'big smoke '. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially in one huge store , by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,

What is this Auld Yin ?
The father (obviously never having seen an elevator) responded,
'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, monstrous wumin moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady wobbled herself between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son....'.Quick noo an get your mother !'

[noneck54]

you were just lucky!! mate

[rj scotty]

yo mama so fat after sex I rolled over 3 times, I was still on da bitch !

[as83]

Interesting thread

So what about fat men
Are they hornier?

[Acidburn]

Hell yeah!

Sorry for the delay, i've been away and my mobile orange internet reckons that this site needed blocking because its for over 18's

I was in a club the other night when I saw this fat bird standing by herself. I went over to the bar, bought 2 beers, walked over to her and handed her one, saying 'Happy birthday'.
She looked at me funny and said, "It's not my birthday."
I looked her up and down and whispered in her ear, "Then stop eating cake, you fat c***."

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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

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I used that new Lynx deodorant with a touch of chocolate last night.

My mates were pissing themselves, I pulled every fat bird in the club.

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I woke up this morning and my knob was really red.

I shagged a fat bird last night and I think it's embarrassed.

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Shagging a fat bird?

Just remember, like fractions, it's improper for the large one to be on top.

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I have just met a girl on a dating website.
She describes herself as :

'A bubbly strawberry blonde who loves cozy nights in'.

In other words 'A fat ginger bird who likes to stuff her face with chocolate while watching soaps'.

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Having sex with a really fat bird, is a lot like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's meant to go in a certain place, but you can stick it anywhere really.

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and for the ladies on here (think there's a couple) this was as close to a fat bloke joke I could find

What do you call a bloke who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub?

A barman.