Are big women hornier?

[Christophski]

I am loving ur lines dude! I feel with jokes like that the rest of us don't stand a chance and as for the ladies..... Well what can I say.... I'm off to buy some lynx in that chocolate flavour! I may actually win at a game of fat bird rodeo with that!!!!!!

[Acidburn]

How do you shag a fat bird?

Roll her in sherbet and **** where it fizzes.

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Problem is, that as soon as I rolled her in sherbet, she started to sweat.

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America - A country that won't let gay people marry but will let some fat bird marry a roller coaster.

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What does a fat bird and a bus have in common.....

If they're full there's no chance of a ride !

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Just heard about a species of bird that can eat up to five times it's own body weight in one sitting.

A fat bird.

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What do you call a fat bird's boyfriend?

An escort.

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I have never said no to an offer of sex before..

But only because a fat bird has never offered.

[Acidburn]

and one I heard today

Carlsberg don't do fat, ugly, vulnerable birds who are getting more and more desperate by the second in the realization that they'll be going home alone tonight, unlike all of her friends,


But I do.

[s2_wot]

Acidburn = Legend

[Christophski]

I guess if carlsberg did women they would be blonde and leggy..... Mind you they may do fat and Ginger as they would be hornier, as suggested by this thread!

[Evilgoat76]

I guess if carlsberg did women they would be blonde and leggy..... Mind you they may do fat and Ginger as they would be hornier, as suggested by this thread!

Fat, Ginger and 'mercan

[Christophski]

Think chris moyles has been Reading this thread as he was busting out fat girl jokes this morning.

She so fat even her cereal bowl has a life guard.
She so fat people jog round her for exercise.
She so fat she has her own moon.

[Acidburn]

Think chris moyles has been Reading this thread as he was busting out fat girl jokes this morning.

She so fat even her cereal bowl has a life guard.
She so fat people jog round her for exercise.
She so fat she has her own moon.

she's so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on
she's so fat her shadow eclipses britains debt
she's so fat japan what there sumo wrestler back

and one for the ladies

he's so fat his tit's go the whole way round.

[europeanme]

still prefer

Your mama's so fat she fell down the stairs the other night and I thought eastenders was ending

[Christophski]

Guess you hear some of them already???? . Lol why can't all threads here be this entertaining?

[S2Coupe_Nic]