A man was driving his S2 up the A82 when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grantyou one wish.'
The S2 driver pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge out to the Hebrides so I can drive over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Minch and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The S2 driver thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge ? "
The S2 driver pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge out to the Hebrides so I can drive over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Minch and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The S2 driver thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge ? "
(although I don't think there was an Audi reference in his version LOL)
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