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  • driftin jo
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Sep 2007
    • 2222
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    funny

    my wife got this in an email , she showed me it and I thought it was great.
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    Just a bit of friendly advice girls…………..



    This woman is 51.

    She is a TV "health guru" advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and *ill health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and *vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and *supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of *food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal *examination.




    This woman is 50.

    She is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and deserts. *

    So forget "join a gym and eat more celery". This Christmas, it's food *and booze all the way. And the only exercise you need is dancing!
    Merry Christmas Girls! *
  • pixsaudisex2
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Sep 2004
    • 3110

    #2

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    • bazburn
      S2Forum Maniac
      • Feb 2010
      • 583
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      nuff said...

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      • Dan
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Jun 2008
        • 1242
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        1993 ABY Coupe | BMW R1200 GS
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