"sexaccountant.com" or maybe "near miss reunited"
In a drunken moment I was thinking about all the "almost was" situations in my youth (well aged 19-21) with girls... you know the NEAR MISSES... the ones that got away.
I realised that despite being quite shy and niaive, there were a decent number of young "ladies" who I got on with, but never erm.. got IT on with, if you get my drift.
In fact I was shocked to realise I could actually NAME four who enjoyed my digital pleasure ..and for various reasons (most my incompetence and failure to know what "closing a deal" meant!!) never gave anything in return... and I really mean they gave verbal indications that they ENJOYED it.
So how would it be if I tracked them down now and demanded payback? Surely a handjob in the late 70s and early 80s would add up with inflation, and interest... worth at least a BJ now... or the full works.. maybe repayable in installments.
Just an idle thought... (whistles innocently)
In a drunken moment I was thinking about all the "almost was" situations in my youth (well aged 19-21) with girls... you know the NEAR MISSES... the ones that got away.
I realised that despite being quite shy and niaive, there were a decent number of young "ladies" who I got on with, but never erm.. got IT on with, if you get my drift.
In fact I was shocked to realise I could actually NAME four who enjoyed my digital pleasure ..and for various reasons (most my incompetence and failure to know what "closing a deal" meant!!) never gave anything in return... and I really mean they gave verbal indications that they ENJOYED it.
So how would it be if I tracked them down now and demanded payback? Surely a handjob in the late 70s and early 80s would add up with inflation, and interest... worth at least a BJ now... or the full works.. maybe repayable in installments.
Just an idle thought... (whistles innocently)
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