co*ks in Audis (like clarkson said)

[Cymru1]

Driving the wife's car today (little c2) and the idiot shouted. out the window! "like your little car, toss**r) He had an A3!

Gutted, should have taken the hearse and f***ed him up proper!

Guess Jeremy had a point!

****###e.

[Ian Simmonds]

Alas the modern Audi owner does appear to be of a different class-set. I turned up at our local Audi dealership to order a couple of bits the other day in the Ur, and there was a fair bit of interest from the Audi employees... Then, some bloke turns up with his new S3 and walks up to the parts chap who is chatting to me (in front of the car)... And says, 'My mats, have they arrived yet?'....

Parts chap says, "I'm with another customer, I'll be with you in a moment sir, please feel free to ask Donna on reception to get you a coffee and I'll be right in"...

New S3 owner looks out of the top of his head and storms back to his car and drives off out the dealership...

[s2_bo]

Who drives all the way to the dealership to buy mats ffs!....

[Ian Simmonds]

Who drives all the way to the dealership to buy mats ffs!....

S3 owners it appears...

[rs2315]

Yeah the roads are flooded with new Audis.
The marketing team must be chuffed to bits.
World domination just round the corner

Just glad I drive an old one, hard to stand out from the crowd these day's, just ask a **** in a new Audi

rs2315.

[DamianURS4]

just watch new Audis become the old bmw owners......

[Hammer786]

So which manufacturer will next take over the mantle of "cars driven by cocks" now that Audi have taken it from BMW?

Actually quite fancy a BMW now as they almost seem reserved and understated

[Tap Towers]

Can a date be quantified for when Audis became c0*ks cars?
my mate recently called me one, even tho mines old, but he drives a BMW 330D estate.

Ill be a laughing c0*k come winter, when he becomes a limp c0*k.

[dspl1236]

b5s4....

[Ian Simmonds]

b5s4....

That's not actually, IMHO, a bad guess... Probably the last cars (B5's S4/RS4) to get away with being 'last of a breed' rather than 'first of a generation'...

[dspl1236]

That's not actually, IMHO, a bad guess... Probably the last cars (B5's S4/RS4) to get away with being 'last of a breed' rather than 'first of a generation'...

in our country...those were the cheapest new S to buy....mostly bought by 25-35yr olds...tons of them wrecked and never cared for. "Almost" every b5s4 guy i have ever met has been the biggest c0*k, d1ck, @ss.... and they all seem to laugh at the old cars being piles of crap....always has to do with "what stage is your car" and the well i have a "twin turbo" but yes the newer generations just have gotten worse.


don't get me wrong, i like the 2.7t...done motor pulls for a friend....just cant stand the crowd.

[djh]

in our country...those were the cheapest new S to buy....mostly bought by 25-35yr olds...tons of them wrecked and never cared for. "Almost" every b5s4 guy i have ever met has been the biggest c0*k, d1ck, @ss.... and they all seem to laugh at the old cars being piles of crap....always has to do with "what stage is your car" and the well i have a "twin turbo" but yes the newer generations just have gotten worse.


don't get me wrong, i like the 2.7t...done motor pulls for a friend....just cant stand the crowd.

Brilliant cars but when they go wrong there is two lots of everything to go wrong.

They are cheap over here for what you get as well.

[bigfnq]

Audi drivers became C#(Ks when VWs became Audis.

[BrianSmith_S2]

he drives a BMW 330D estate.

Ill be a laughing c0*k come winter, when he becomes a limp c0*k.