Friday joke

[orangepeel]

two quire cowboy in the desert lookin up at the sun set and the first one goes you up second one says yep!!!!

[polishing_frenchman]

Talking to a girl last night in a bar, I said to her
"I can guarantee you're going to have sex tonight."

She replied
"How do you know that?"

I said
"Because I'm much stronger than you"

ace man,that is piss funny dude!

[bernsaudi]

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms - receptionist says shall I put them on your bill? - "dont be thuckin thupid I'd thuffocate!"

[bernsaudi]

Sent by a friend of mine just now....

A Horse & chicken were friends.One day a horse fell into a hole. Chicken called a farmer who used his Audi Q7 Quattro 2 lift the horse, one day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his **** & pulled the chicken out. Moral of the story - If U have a horse's ****, U don't need an Audi to pick up chicks.

[orangepeel]

Sent by a friend of mine just now....

A Horse & chicken were friends.One day a horse fell into a hole. Chicken called a farmer who used his Audi Q7 Quattro 2 lift the horse, one day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his **** & pulled the chicken out. Moral of the story - If U have a horse's ****, U don't need an Audi to pick up chicks.

like it

[djh]

Depth limit for recreational divers - 12 metres

Depth limit for experienced divers - 18 metres

Depth at which nitrogen bubbles develop in your blood - 30 metres

Scuba diving world record - 137 metres

Depth my £14.99 watch will operate up to - 500 metres

Cheers Casio, that's a relief