Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at Dublin port. Paddy, the ports officer, stops them and tells them "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the car" the Englishman says, "Look at the papers, this car is
designed to carry 5 persons" "You cant pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car so you are breaking the law" The Englishman shouts, "You ****ing idiot! Call
your supervisor over I want to speak to someone intelligent!" "Sorry"
says Paddy, "Murphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno"
designed to carry 5 persons" "You cant pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car so you are breaking the law" The Englishman shouts, "You ****ing idiot! Call
your supervisor over I want to speak to someone intelligent!" "Sorry"
says Paddy, "Murphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno"
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