...to avoid spunking £80+ on 3/4 of a tank of Tesco, Esso or Shell's finest to get to the girlfriend's parents', I decided to get the train
I don't like trains, especially when you have to make a connection (I always expect to end up at the opposite end of the country to my chosen destination with a case of law breaking tourettes) and my scepticism has been augmented thanks to a 20 minute delay on my first train making me miss my connection and so now I have to get another 2 trains and will arrive an hour late... As I said, if only petrol was so f'ing expensive...
I don't like trains, especially when you have to make a connection (I always expect to end up at the opposite end of the country to my chosen destination with a case of law breaking tourettes) and my scepticism has been augmented thanks to a 20 minute delay on my first train making me miss my connection and so now I have to get another 2 trains and will arrive an hour late... As I said, if only petrol was so f'ing expensive...

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Then you have lots of time to consider why it is your stuck on a piece of tarmac along with another 1000 suckers

Suddenly it all becomes fun...

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