Funny

[driftin jo]

A man was driving his S2 up the A6 when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The S2 driver pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge out to the Hebrides so I can drive over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Minch and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The S2 driver thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong , why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge ? "

[mackenzie50]

...how apt -sums it up!

[UrS4boy]

No woman, no cry, no woman, no cry.

[Cottis]

Ha ha ha, very good. Loving the way god claims you have "tried" to be faithful. Almost as it he rewards mere effort.

S2 over a woman any day thought, agreed. Probably cost less (just) and far more satisfying for the majority of the time. More importantly, when they break down, they are silent.