from - Ireland of a Thousand Welcomes's

[stanirish]

Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Scotsmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[vader s2]

Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Scotsmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[jaychen]

[Jimmy-the-Dog]

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[RS2junkie]

Don't mention the Irish woodworm....... found dead in a brick !!!!

And before you start complaining, I am from Dublin and qualified to tell such appalling jokes !

Yes, there are lots more where that came rom !!

Paul

[Jimmy-the-Dog]

With you there.
The only offensive part of the OP's joke is the use of the capital Q!

[Henkjan]

The only offensive part of the OP's joke is the use of the capital Q!

you mean just like in your sig

[Jimmy-the-Dog]

you mean just like in your sig

He he! Oops.

Top of the queue for you! Well spotted.
Fixed.

[bigkeeko]

An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside a cinema in Dublin.

Apparently they had been waiting to see `Closed for the Winter`.

[masterofoldskool]

love it! ha ha ha

[DEREKCO]

Irish

[anthonys2]

Keep them coming chaps love the Irish people and love their jokes did a tour of Northern Ireland and southern Ireland and the people are great and friendly and of course theres their drink!!