thought this was rather amusing 
Alex Salmond went to see the Queen to ask about Scotland being
independent.
The Queen rejected his first suggestion of making Scotland a Principality
as that " that would make you a Prince".
Salmond then queried if Scotland could become a Kingdom. "No" replied the
Queen "as that would make you a King".
Her Majesty was concerned that Salmond was about to burst into tears, so
being as helpful as she could she attempted to console him saying "I think
though that Scotland could be a country".

Alex Salmond went to see the Queen to ask about Scotland being
independent.
The Queen rejected his first suggestion of making Scotland a Principality
as that " that would make you a Prince".
Salmond then queried if Scotland could become a Kingdom. "No" replied the
Queen "as that would make you a King".
Her Majesty was concerned that Salmond was about to burst into tears, so
being as helpful as she could she attempted to console him saying "I think
though that Scotland could be a country".

your so much like my mate with the lingo, he used to crack us all up.Bet you come from same part of glasgow. Love it, miss working with him to be honest. Anyway very occaisionaly when his team were playing "shyt" we could sometimes hear him singing down the corridor in our Kodak dark rooms and it would go....There blue..there white and playing like ....... shyt... glasgow rangers.....glasgow rangers. I remember saying to him....what teh are yooouus talking about. And he might reply, yoous you finian get teh ....
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