Husband: I lost my wife, she went out shopping and hasn`t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of Hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Colour of the car?
Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3 liter V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed up with a tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode .Full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions ,and has a 2 inch scratch on the front left door............................. and then the husband starts crying
Inspector: Dont worry sir.......................... we`ll find your car!!!!!!
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of Hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Colour of the car?
Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3 liter V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed up with a tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode .Full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions ,and has a 2 inch scratch on the front left door............................. and then the husband starts crying
Inspector: Dont worry sir.......................... we`ll find your car!!!!!!
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