Audi S-cars, Soooo Slooow. (Relatively)

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  • Animal Mother
    S2Forum Extremist
    • Jul 2007
    • 1135
    • Country: England

    #1

    Audi S-cars, Soooo Slooow. (Relatively)

    A chap in one of these decided he wanted to 'ave a go, so I obliged.

    WRONG MOVE.

    OH MY GOODNESS. CHECK OUT THOSE SPECS.

    Thought my car was going backwards!

    Bit unfair of him I think. It was all for fun anyhow.

    How much money to make 500whp???
    UrS6 - Homefry, Bailey DV, PiperX filter, Samco hoses, H&R springs, 3" D/P back zorst, 270bhp and 260ftlb :rock:

    Triumph Daytona 955i - mmmmmm :fire:

    80 dag dag :driving:
  • TEKNOPUG
    S2Forum Enthusiast
    • Mar 2007
    • 125
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    Race him again in a few years when his car is in bits...
    1990 Peugeot 205 1.9 Turbo 192bhp - 190lbs/ft
    1996 Vauxhall Omega 3.0V6 Ex-Plod - cop motor, cop shocks, cop brakes, cop LSD. Cheap, tatty and comically sideways!

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    • Animal Mother
      S2Forum Extremist
      • Jul 2007
      • 1135
      • Country: England

      #3
      Originally posted by TEKNOPUG
      Race him again in a few years when his car is in bits...
      UrS6 - Homefry, Bailey DV, PiperX filter, Samco hoses, H&R springs, 3" D/P back zorst, 270bhp and 260ftlb :rock:

      Triumph Daytona 955i - mmmmmm :fire:

      80 dag dag :driving:

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      • Jon441cc
        S2Forum Fiend
        • Dec 2005
        • 2061
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        The grip and handling is mind boggling in those things but dont think i could live with one everyday, a 500whp URS6 would be a scary thing
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        • LHD_Kid
          S2Forum Possessed
          • May 2006
          • 3695
          • Home: England Current: Belgium

          #5
          Originally posted by TEKNOPUG
          Race him again in a few years when his car is in bits...
          and it will still kick ur @$$.......
          Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird Turbo....undergoing major changes.....
          S2 Coupe... bit easier off the line...
          '03 ZX12-R daily hack.... lots of nice bolt ons...

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          • sherv
            S2Forum Addict
            • Apr 2007
            • 315
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            they need to be fast or you'll get a glimpse of how ugly they are........
            Sherv (Dan)

            S5 with all the goodies
            SOLDRS2 Volcano Black RHD 55k

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            • Error404
              Super Moderator
              • Mar 2007
              • 19789
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              Originally posted by Animal Mother
              A chap in one of these decided he wanted to 'ave a go, so I obliged.

              WRONG MOVE.
              :
              you'd win in a 2 mile race, A-B and back.

              have you seen the turning circle on those things? laughable
              Panthero Coupé quattro 20vt
              Indigo ABY coupé
              Imola B6 S4 Avant

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              • Flat on my back
                S2Forum Fiend
                • Jan 2007
                • 2449
                • Country: United Kingdom

                #8
                and made of tin foil...great for crashing in!!!
                Carlos.

                On the look out for less bits for my s2 saloon project. Now supporting myself by shooting for my food. www.airgunforum.co.uk

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                • Animal Mother
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1135
                  • Country: England

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Flat on my back
                  and made of tin foil...great for crashing in!!!
                  He can't fit 2 great danes in it either!

                  He did manage to fit 4 other scallies (chavs) in it though!
                  UrS6 - Homefry, Bailey DV, PiperX filter, Samco hoses, H&R springs, 3" D/P back zorst, 270bhp and 260ftlb :rock:

                  Triumph Daytona 955i - mmmmmm :fire:

                  80 dag dag :driving:

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                  • Ross
                    S2Forum Possessed
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 3399
                    • Country: England

                    #10
                    That is quite the spec... that said, Tom's car at 480bhp had a 0-60 of 3.6s so would have given it a good run for it's money. And sounded a lot better too...

                    I did have a go with an FQ-340 once up on a time in my coupe (pre-project400 upgrades), it was quicker than me off the line but I have to say the old S2 was able to hold it even at illegal speeds
                    AUDI - saving Dad's from minivans since 1994

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                    • terrybullwon
                      S2Forum Zealot
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 8782
                      • Country: England

                      #11
                      I had a drive of a tommy mackenin edition and the grip is really good, i did scare the owner a bit as he drives like my mother

                      But inside there is no build quality at all
                      Chef

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                      • shaun5
                        S2Forum Extremist
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 1610
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #12
                        They might be fast but how long is it going to last???? I raced an FQ 340 once. It was a youngish lad driving with his missus passenger. I was keeping up and unless he was backing off, catching it. The black smoke coming out of his exhaust showed his was giving it some. My car is chipped, de catted but standard exhaust so in reality they aint that quick

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                        • Pirvu Eugen
                          S2Forum Extremist
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1978
                          • Country: Romania

                          #13
                          I think is same as the 3B engined S2 versus ABY. The 3B is faster 0-60 like the ABY but over that!!!!! What quarter mile time has that? What Km time has?

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                          • CHEN
                            S2Forum Addict
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 329
                            • Country: England

                            #14
                            I have driven one, it was great fun to drive and the handling was incredible but I thought it ran out of guts over 100mph

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