lets put faces to our names

Nj · 7 July 2008, 14:44

that's quite distrubing cos there's only a couple of things I can imagine you could do with a hat. Now a yorkie's a different thing altogether (I mean confectionery and not a terrier by the way. that's a whole other niche market.) I'm going to stop now.

**DarrenM** · 7 July 2008, 14:50

Originally posted by fourcircle

was it on par with what the chicks do in the banana bar in amsterdam? .

You're better off walking a few meters further and popping in the Moulin Rouge club, birds slightly better but still not all that. None of that banana up the flute business either..

Nj · 7 July 2008, 15:12

I can barely remember much of the three days I was there and certainly very little of the 1st night. I only remember that place cos the girl asked me if the stag was a virgin. He was so out of it he must have looked like he'd never seen a naked woman before. I'm not sure he was aware there was a woman in front of him until she shot a.. erm.. a missile at him and bounced off his head. Only thing funnier was a young lad celebrating his 21st birthday beside me who showed himself up as the inexperienced youth that he was. when she stuck a tool of the trade in his mouth and ordered him to "ring her bell" he looked blankly at her and mumbled (with his mouth full) "wing wing!" She looked at me and shook her head and I fell off the stool laughing. Then one of our group tried to take a picture on his phone and a man the size of the empire state building threw him out so we followed.

I'll try the Moulin Rouge next time some has a stag do in amsterdam though. If the wives let us.

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for reducing the tone of the thread. I do blame Steve for starting it with the skanky stripper though. (hope it's not another forum member's bird/sister/mum)