Uk's dumbest criminal ?

[rj scotty]

You may remember, a month or so ago I was the victim of a theft from motor vehicle i.e my van got done over at work late one night.

I had a letter from the CPS yesterday stating that the case is now closed so as promised Here is the story:

Started to pack up to go home, returned to van to find window smashed and all drills etc gone

Called the police straight away who arrived in 10 minutes.

Quick look around the van and whats this on the passenger seat ?

The thieving Git leaves his job seekers allowance book complete with national insurance number

Needless to say that, combined with CCTV footage He pleaded guilty and was ordered to pay compensation.

No sign of the drills though

In short this guy is an idiot thieving, scrounging toss monger and I now have his full name

cheers

rich

[Rusty]

That's pretty dumb Hope you get your missing tools replaced and a bit more besides.

[K Simmonds]

I dread this happening to me, I try and lock my tools up on site if I can. I hope the compensation covers all that went missing, and at least you know the thieving smack head has been reprimanded.

[spink]

thing is when they say compensation,how is that tosser gonna pay for it? £2 per week for the rest of his life out of his dole/our ****ing tax money?

[Acidburn]

Hope you got a good compensation etc, did he just have to pay compensation or was there any community service/suspended jail time involved?

[rj scotty]

He's got to pay £500 to the court who, when it has been paid in full will pay me

I'm not expecting to see a thing, But if he don't pay he goes down.

Tools where insured fortunately.

Just glad the police got him, they where spot on with this big thanks

As for the British justice system

cheers

rich

PS: This is how my s2 keys went missing

All sorted now, New ignition/door/tailgate locks, new Toad 606 and I now know how to program/delete immobiliser chips for our cars

So if anybody out there has my keys, keep em there useless