Why Oh Why ! ?

[S2central.net]

What a truly mind-bending post from Dan. Very good...

[prj]

Your common chav.... *snip*

[driftin jo]

[Acidburn]

Is this Acidburn's

nah mine's lower.....

Ahh kids today --->

"YOU CAN START CAR FROM IN SIDE YOUR HOME IF YOU WISH OR WHEN WITH MATES IN CAR PARK LIKE"

PMSL @ that... says as much about the state of Britain as morning TV programmes

Would make an interesting insurance claim when said car hits another car in the multi-storey when the chav forgets he's left it in gear.

no but i hear the doors are his next mod

nope, yet another set of wheels.

Dont give him any more ideas ffs!

why can't your dremel take it?

[K Simmonds]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

[Acidburn]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

sounds like someone from up north/in particular scarborough talking.....

[prj]

WOW!!!! I think that's my favourite eBay car ad ever. Quite an achievement considering the terrifying amount of complete retards roaming the land.

I particularly like this extract from the the extra text added to the listing.

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT U WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

Should be:

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL WHEN

U STOP 2 PUT PETROL IN HER AND EVERY 1 LOOKS

AT WUT A RETARD U R WHEN GETTING OUT MINT

[Dan]

BEEN OUT IN HER 2DAY AND IT S COOL

[Rikki Kitto]

My word, the yute of today just make no sense. All I can think to do is beat myself violently for a while

By the way, Scarborough dialect is very different, so much so they have no written words for a lot of what they speak.

[Acidburn]

By the way, Scarborough dialect is very different, so much so they have no written words for a lot of what they speak.

Last written words was lost when they discovered fire

[Rikki Kitto]

Wow, they've discovered fire? Best let me Mam 'n' Dad know sharpish, they bloody freezin' at the mo'.

[Keeper of The Kitten]

Is there a version of his advert in English?!!

[Tap Towers]

It wants petrol putting in it, but not the tank.