Nice audi on ebay

[bikerjim]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3005944783...3ht_500wt_1156

[lagz33]

Brilliant

[Dan]

[SE_30]

Classic

[S2central.net]

Its been deleted already - what did I miss ?

[speeding-g60]

the description is still there, scroll down lower....

Beautiful Audi, mainly used by me (the wife) to transport our 5 children on skl runs, although I'm now pretty sure it's probably been used by my husband to show off how much money he USED to have, to the ugly old fat prostitutes he's been using when he should have been at work. The car has black leather interior but pls be careful where you sit as there may be a few suspicious white stains (if he could manage to get it up this time as at 35 age seems to be taking it's toll on him). Although if he's been taking those magic blue pills he orders via the internet he'll have been just fine. Please don't be fooled by the beauty of this car as it has £21k worth of debt on it where he's been spending our money on Granny Gratification, instead of the finance agreement. After you pay you may experience bailiffs knocking at your door, as this debt has now been ongoing for some time (although Choir Boy promised otherwise). If there is anything else you require, thrown in free of charge, please feel free to enquire. It would be silly to waste his new, shiny, black LG flat screen 60 inch TV (everything had to be bigger to make up for the lack of meat on that little Sausage - sadly if his 'Weener' had been a puppy it would have been the 'runt' of the litter) so it might as well go with the car. Now if you're a pretty 'portly' man, as he is, I'll also throw in his 40 inch trousers and jeans (which fit fine when shoe-horned on under the belly). A few of the work trousers may need a little attention on the inner thigh area where he had a chaffing problem and split them almost weekly...but would be fine with a little needle work. To be fair most of his 18 stone weight collects in his face area, especially on the left side (the side beneath his 'trying to find you' eye) so the clothes should be fine for a good month or so. Anything else you need, just call him. I'm sure he'll be happy to help you out, especially if you are over 50, and have a little 'tash' problem, grey undercarriage (the more the better) and I'm sure no teeth would be a bonus. To enquire about this car please call him on his work mobile on: 07595 712317 alternatively he can be contacted via his work email at tony.murrell@lgim.co.uk please be aware that this car is advertised elsewhere so may be sold at any time..thanks for looking x

[S2central.net]

effing priceless - whether its a windup or otherwise !

[djh]

could be real, there was a porsche like that years ago that went for £50

[Colesy]

Thought it was Wayne Rooney's old car after reading the first few lines...

[bluequattro]

A similar advert ran a while back for a Lotus? Went for silly low money IIRC
great advert, but you d need the CSI team from Top Gear to clean it before driving, lol

[Fat Audi 80]

LMAO

[anthonys2]

ha ha funny as fxxk that!! sounds like she took it well when she found out that he been shagging prositutes!!! priceless