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  • Rusty
    Super Moderator
    • Jun 2004
    • 18953
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    Please have a laugh at my expense...

    So, I've spent the last week pulling the dash, heater box and pretty much anything in front of the gear stick out of the car, so it's what I'd call a fairly major job. Anyway, part of the job was to fit a new alarm and if I say so myself, I've done a very decent job of making it neat and tidy, something that's just not possible with the dash in place

    Anyway, alarm fitting was today. I had already studied the wiring diagrams to identify suitable immobiliser points, had access to all the wiring looms, fusebox wires etc. etc. and had mounted the box in a really nice position (loads better than the 1 screw to the steering column that the Thatcham Approved installer had done previously :corey... so I'm ready to go!

    So, I spent the morning doing a rough install to work out what connects to what, where to put wires through the bulkhead etc. and where all the wires will route. When I'd got it all working, I then started to route the wires one by one or in logical groups and by 4.30, I had everything working and it was time to wire in the immobiliser circuits - the final job of the day.

    I had already proven that the car wouldn't run with certain wires cut (removed the pins from the relevant plugs) and so I got on with the job of the final bits of wiring...

    6PM, all done and so it was time to test, so I powered up the alarm. A few minutes later, I'd been working on another part of the car and the immobiliser had come on, so I tried to start it and yippee, it wouldn't run. I then turned off the immobiliser and it still wouldn't run... this was a concern so I tried it again... still no job and so a 3rd time for luck... nope, not a sniff Anyway, I got on with checking everything for the tenth time to work out what was up or if I'd unplugged something I shouldn't have.

    After a couple of minutes of checking, I decided to double check that I'd rebuilt the wiring plugs correctly and so came in, turned on my computer and was a little disappointed to find out that I'd done it all correctly...

    So, I went back out to the car and did the always futile thing of trying it one more time and crossing everything I could... still wouldn't work.

    It was at this time that I looked into the bare passenger footwell and noticed that there was something missing...

    THE FEKING ECU

    Plugged the ECU in and it all works perfectly and the immobiliser works too

    What a day. Time for and maybe another

    I now understand why most one day car alarm installs are such crap. With as much access to everything as I could hope to have, I'll have taken about 15 hours to do the install properly. I have to say, removing the dash is a major thing but it makes this sort of thing almost pleasurable
    Cheers'en, AndyC
    1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss
  • Error404
    Super Moderator
    • Mar 2007
    • 19789
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    haha, BTDT exact same thing, couldn't start the car, spent ages pissing about with it. Came inside to turn on my computer to find the ECU sitting on my desk
    Panthero Coupé quattro 20vt
    Indigo ABY coupé
    Imola B6 S4 Avant

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    • Tonks4x4
      Retired OG Mod
      • Nov 2005
      • 3062
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      Hands up from me too... I have also BTDT
      Audi Nut!!!

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      • Rusty
        Super Moderator
        • Jun 2004
        • 18953
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        Let's face it, removing the ECU is a bloody good immobiliser That was the second time I'd been caught out so insurance companies be aware!
        Cheers'en, AndyC
        1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss

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        • Fat Audi 80
          Super Moderator
          • Jan 2004
          • 10547
          • Country: England

          #5
          lol
          The Perfectionist
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          • mackenzie50
            S2Forum Maniac
            • Mar 2010
            • 740
            • Country: Scotland

            #6
            and here's me been impressed up 'til now with you guys' technical know-how and mechanical expertise

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            • re2500
              S2Forum Fiend
              • May 2007
              • 2185
              • Country: Wales

              #7
              Hahaha! Nice one!! I'm glad it's all working as it should bud! I've persuaded me I think to do a dash out install when doing mine! I've got a fair bit of wiring under ther that could do with tidying anyway. Good job mate!!
              I was going to say its a shame u don't have pics, but that would be a potential security issue for you, kind of defeats the point a bit!!
              Black B3 1990 CQ 2.3E converted to ABY & 6spd. (301bhp) - Now Sold
              03 Dolphin B6 S4 Avant LPG - New Daily Wagon
              01 Silver D2 A8 3.7 quattro sport - SOLD

              "Difficult is worth doing"

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              • Colesy
                S2Forum Fiend
                • Feb 2009
                • 2980
                • Country: England

                #8


                Things like that are so annoying!

                Cheers for the parts btw they all arrived safely and look great.

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                • Rusty
                  Super Moderator
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18953
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #9
                  I'll send some annotated pics James. Colesy, glad you got all the bits, thanks for the MC loan.
                  Cheers'en, AndyC
                  1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss

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                  • re2500
                    S2Forum Fiend
                    • May 2007
                    • 2185
                    • Country: Wales

                    #10
                    U legend! Cheers bud!
                    Black B3 1990 CQ 2.3E converted to ABY & 6spd. (301bhp) - Now Sold
                    03 Dolphin B6 S4 Avant LPG - New Daily Wagon
                    01 Silver D2 A8 3.7 quattro sport - SOLD

                    "Difficult is worth doing"

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                    • speeding-g60
                      S2Forum Extremist
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1186
                      • Country: United States

                      #11
                      done the same, just with ECU unplugged. funny though what you revisit trying to find the issue and it was right there the whole time.

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