some dirty **** **** has tryed to take my car.

[recall]

Well this morning whent out to my cat as some dirty scum bag has tried to rob my car.

All i can say is thank **** for audi immobile or there would be no more audi

will up load pics later of the mess.

Looks like the old girl mite be getting tracked now as i can't have a nice car on the road

lance

[rynaqui]

Thieves deserve to be shot on site

Glad it's still safe..for now

They try once, will almost certainly want to try again

[S2Phil]

Glad they failed to take your car. I must agree, thieves should be shot or fed to angry forum members.

[driftin jo]

find them, torture them and leave them bollock naked on the moors

[rynaqui]

They should get stoned by the public

[Error404]

find them, torture them and leave them bollock naked on the moors

That is good. I like.

Best story I have heard is from a scrap yard local to me a few years back:
They came back to the office late one night to get some things and found some pikey kids in there stealing copper. They caught them and chucked them in the boot of an old montego and then loaded it into the steel baler. Started it up and listened to them scream, begging for their lives as the car screeched and bent and crumpled around them.
After 20 seconds they shut it off and let them out. The walked away with piss and **** running down their legs. Word gets around. The yard never had any trouble since

[K7ERG]

That is good. I like.

Best story I have heard is from a scrap yard local to me a few years back:
They came back to the office late one night to get some things and found some pikey kids in there stealing copper. They caught them and chucked them in the boot of an old montego and then loaded it into the steel baler. Started it up and listened to them scream, begging for their lives as the car screeched and bent and crumpled around them.
After 20 seconds they shut it off and let them out. The walked away with piss and **** running down their legs. Word gets around. The yard never had any trouble since

Lol

Just cut their hands off. Job done!

[AndyD]

In Saudi they still chop hands off if they catch you stealing......

You'll only ever do it twice..

[recall]

Right well old bill came round, got some cracking fingerprints of the dirty scum bag

here is a few pics of the old girl, not as bad as first thort but still pissed off









lance

[Christophski]

That's not good but at least you still have it bud

[recall]

That's not good but at least you still have it bud

Your dam right,

that amazing thing is one more tumbler out the ignition barrell and the steering lock would of been off,
whem i was alowed in the car i just touched the barrell and it was swinging over, they had neally flattened the battery trying to start it,

Now she is tucked away in my workshop,

[pasbogdan]

Amateurs

There is a Romanian play(2 great actors).One young and amateur thief enters the house of an old man to take his money without knowing that old man is a legend thief,something like Diego Maradona in football.
Old man waken up by thief:
"Just a seccond,come closer..oh my god,we do not have profesionists anymore,there is a bad conception that anyone is abble to do anything"
Why are you screaming?You realise that i could make heart attack and die?You camed here like a honest thief and could left like a murderer??amateur..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeYl3yoFyxs

This is 100%true.Amateurs doing things they have no experience aboutolitics,industry,trading,including steeling.
Old regreted Radulescu was right.We have no profesionists left.Take a no immo ecu and start the car with love without brutalizing the poor thing

Amateurs...

[poor-boy]

Lance feel for you bud.. Just glad the twossers never got away with it.

Hope you get it sorted soon.

[stocious]

Amateurs

There is a Romanian play(2 great actors).One young and amateur thief enters the house of an old man to take his money without knowing that old man is a legend thief,something like Diego Maradona in football.
Old man waken up by thief:
"Just a seccond,come closer..oh my god,we do not have profesionists anymore,there is a bad conception that anyone is abble to do anything"
Why are you screaming?You realise that i could make heart attack and die?You camed here like a honest thief and could left like a murderer??amateur..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeYl3yoFyxs

This is 100%true.Amateurs doing things they have no experience aboutolitics,industry,trading,including steeling.
Old regreted Radulescu was right.We have no profesionists left.Take a no immo ecu and start the car with love without brutalizing the poor thing

Amateurs...

had a car and a bike I cherished stole and got both back, armatures is the correct word alright

[Nuvo]

Actually the correct word is "amateurs" not "armatures" which is a different thing altogether.