Remember these immortal words from Will Smith in Independance Day, when he got to fly the Alien's spacecraft?
Well the Mrs is watching yet another episode of Emmerdale, and a Baddie drove off in a 1980's Porsche (924?), and another Baddie jumped in a 12 year old LWB Defender/County diesel.
Guess what? - The Land Rover caught, passed, and cut-off the Porsche

You want a Fast Car? Then stop mucking about with Turbocharged 500Bhp I5's and get yourself a Landie

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And to think that she watches hour after hour of this Bo**ocks
Worse than Jeremy Kyle
I've got a headache just thinking about it
Well the Mrs is watching yet another episode of Emmerdale, and a Baddie drove off in a 1980's Porsche (924?), and another Baddie jumped in a 12 year old LWB Defender/County diesel.
Guess what? - The Land Rover caught, passed, and cut-off the Porsche


You want a Fast Car? Then stop mucking about with Turbocharged 500Bhp I5's and get yourself a Landie


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And to think that she watches hour after hour of this Bo**ocks
Worse than Jeremy Kyle

I've got a headache just thinking about it
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