What animal are you in bed??

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  • DJones
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Jun 2005
    • 2020
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #16
    Butterfly

    I keep telling her i am gentle and that it will be like licking honey of a butterflys wing, how cool is that for a chat up line....

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    • Paulm
      S2Forum Addict
      • Dec 2003
      • 489

      #17
      Rhino :mischeif:
      S4 2.7 Twin Turbo, with a few mods

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      • Mark Halligan
        S2Forum Fiend
        • Jul 2003
        • 2001
        • Country: England

        #18
        Ha! Rhino for me too.....whats all that about then
        Mark - Modded

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        • B16 UGG
          S2Forum Enthusiast
          • Jul 2003
          • 112
          • Country: Scotland

          #19
          I am an Owl

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          • DJones
            S2Forum Fiend
            • Jun 2005
            • 2020
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #20
            Originally posted by B16 UGG
            I am an Owl
            Does that mean you can totate your head...............

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            • Jamo
              Retired OG Mod
              • Mar 2004
              • 21750
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #21
              You are a Rabbit!
              It's always the quiet ones... You may act innocent and sweet on the outside - but that's just a ploy. You're normally well up for it and are eager to experiment - anyhow, anywhere, everywhere! You're not much of a sucker for romance, when you're partner gets too soppy - it's a hoppity, skippity jump into bed with the next suitable candidate!

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              • mreinders
                S2Forum Fanatic
                • Nov 2004
                • 72
                • Home: United Kingdom Current: Netherlands

                #22
                oops, I got rabbit too....
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                • B16 UGG
                  S2Forum Enthusiast
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 112
                  • Country: Scotland

                  #23
                  No but my parrot can

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                  • Jas11n
                    S2Forum Zealot
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5067
                    • Country: England

                    #24
                    I'm a slug

                    Originally posted by daft quiz thingy
                    Call yourself an animal? - you're about as exciting as lump of cheese. Oh dear. You need to inject some passion into your performance, some zing into your zang. Start practicing, buy a manual, buy a doll - you need something, anything to liven it up a bit between the sheets.
                    Damn, gotta buy yet another doll then
                    2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
                    2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
                    1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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                    • Jamo
                      Retired OG Mod
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 21750
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #25
                      How did you get the last doll pregnant?

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                      • Martynf
                        S2Forum Extremist
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1885
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #26
                        A slug!! no way??!!

                        A Rhino here, not sure if thats good or not...!
                        Martyn
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                        www.vagparts.com

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                        • SteveH
                          Super Moderator
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4460
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #27
                          A Monkey too!
                          91 Modded 3B
                          14 A6 Avant Black Edition

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                          • s2avant95M
                            S2Forum Extremist
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1217
                            • Home: England Current: United States

                            #28
                            camel.
                            Tim

                            1995 S2 Avant, ruby red - ** SOLD TO ROSS **
                            Golf Rallye G60 ** SOLD **
                            Golf MK2 Oaky with R32 engine
                            Audi A6 Avant 1.9 TDi 130
                            Golf MK2 8v Race car

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