Why I fired my secretary!

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  • Coxy
    S2Forum Extremist
    • Jun 2005
    • 1090
    • Country: England

    #1

    Why I fired my secretary!

    Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That

    Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be

    Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For

    Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy

    Birthday."


    I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will

    Remember. My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When

    I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat

    Despondent.

    As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning,

    Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone

    Had Remembered. I Worked Until One O'clockand Then Jane Knocked On

    My Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And

    It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."

    I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.

    Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would

    Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had

    Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously

    On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A

    Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"

    I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"

    She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."



    After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss,

    If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll

    Be Right Back."



    "ok." I Nervously Replied.

    She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came

    Out

    Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And

    Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".



    And I Just Sat There...

    On The Couch...



    Naked.

  • flossymeister
    S2Forum Addict
    • Aug 2005
    • 244
    • Home: Wales

    #2
    sweet

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    • Paulm
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      • Dec 2003
      • 489

      #3
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      • jon_91_s2
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        • May 2004
        • 253
        • Home: England

        #4
        Lol
        Jon

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        • euans2
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          • May 2005
          • 68
          • Country: Scotland

          #5
          Classic

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          • 20V-Fever
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            • Oct 2005
            • 164
            • Home: Portugal Current: Canada

            #6
            lmfao

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            • S2central.net
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              • Jul 2003
              • 16590
              • Country: Northern Ireland

              #7
              Fantastic
              Paul Nugent
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              • Fat Audi 80
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                • Jan 2004
                • 10547
                • Country: England

                #8
                Quality!!!
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