How to shower like a woman.
take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloured.
walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
if you see husband along the way, cover the up an exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit - ups.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair and make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil leave on hair for 15 mins.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 mins until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in the shower,
Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man.
Take of clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
leave in a pile.
walk naked to the bathroom.
if you see wife along the way-shake knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound.
look at manly physique in the mirror.
admire size of knob and scratch your a s s.
get in shower.
wash your face . wash your armpits.
blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area..
wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. shampoo
hair. make a shampoo mohawk.
have a pee. rinse off and get out of the shower.
partially dry off.
fail to notice water on the floor.
admire knob size in mirror again.
leave shower door open.
leave wet mat on the floor, and leave light and fan on.
return to bedroom with towel around waist.
if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo'
noise again.
throw wet towel on bed.
So true!
take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloured.
walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
if you see husband along the way, cover the up an exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit - ups.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair and make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil leave on hair for 15 mins.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 mins until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in the shower,
Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man.
Take of clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
leave in a pile.
walk naked to the bathroom.
if you see wife along the way-shake knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound.
look at manly physique in the mirror.
admire size of knob and scratch your a s s.
get in shower.
wash your face . wash your armpits.
blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area..
wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. shampoo
hair. make a shampoo mohawk.
have a pee. rinse off and get out of the shower.
partially dry off.
fail to notice water on the floor.
admire knob size in mirror again.
leave shower door open.
leave wet mat on the floor, and leave light and fan on.
return to bedroom with towel around waist.
if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo'
noise again.
throw wet towel on bed.
So true!
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