Doctor tells woman that the results of medical tests on her husband and
another bloke have been mixed up, one has altstziemas(cant spell it) and
the other aids. She asked how she can find out what is wrong with her
husband and is told "take him to the nearest town and if he finds his
way back home. Don't sleep with him"
SMART RS ANSWER #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No
ma'am,
they're dead."
SMART RS ANSWER #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a
ticket.
SMART RS ANSWER #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."
AND NOW ,,,, FOR THE ,,,, #1 SMART RS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
2004:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class
is reduced to
laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher
smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well,
I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
================================================== ======================
======================
World's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a
lot, rode his motorcycle and S2 and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
another bloke have been mixed up, one has altstziemas(cant spell it) and
the other aids. She asked how she can find out what is wrong with her
husband and is told "take him to the nearest town and if he finds his
way back home. Don't sleep with him"
SMART RS ANSWER #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No
ma'am,
they're dead."
SMART RS ANSWER #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a
ticket.
SMART RS ANSWER #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."
AND NOW ,,,, FOR THE ,,,, #1 SMART RS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
2004:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class
is reduced to
laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher
smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well,
I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
================================================== ======================
======================
World's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a
lot, rode his motorcycle and S2 and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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