Sorry, as usual, i mean no offence. It's just, well, you know! :-
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.*
**
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.
He*enquired of God, "Where have you been?"*
*
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what
I've*made" said God.**
**
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"*
*
*"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call*it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."*
*
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.*
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For*
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth*while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there
will*be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed
a*continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people."*
*
God continued, pointing to the different countries" This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered
in*ice."*
*
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area
of** land and asked, "What's that?"*
*
"Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place*
on*earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams
in*the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of
the*World's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and*
politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
travelling*the world.*They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
high-achieving, and they*will be known throughout the world as speakers of
truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about*balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"*
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of ****ers I'm*
putting down South!"
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.*
**
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.
He*enquired of God, "Where have you been?"*
*
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what
I've*made" said God.**
**
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"*
*
*"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call*it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."*
*
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.*
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For*
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth*while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there
will*be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed
a*continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people."*
*
God continued, pointing to the different countries" This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered
in*ice."*
*
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area
of** land and asked, "What's that?"*
*
"Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place*
on*earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams
in*the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of
the*World's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and*
politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
travelling*the world.*They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
high-achieving, and they*will be known throughout the world as speakers of
truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about*balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"*
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of ****ers I'm*
putting down South!"
(except a towball)
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