a whole new meaning to animal husbandry....

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  • gavs20v
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Sep 2004
    • 3057
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    a whole new meaning to animal husbandry....

    News from Yorkshire
    Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

    "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

    He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be ******ed by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
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  • Fat Audi 80
    Super Moderator
    • Jan 2004
    • 10547
    • Country: England

    #2
    LMAO!!!
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    • GirlRacer
      S2Forum Maniac
      • Sep 2005
      • 747
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      OMG thats awful,
      Bless the poor dog, hope he went to a good home.

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      • rotoryboy
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        • May 2004
        • 3281
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        Poor dog!!!, he thought it was his birthday
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        • flossymeister
          S2Forum Addict
          • Aug 2005
          • 244
          • Home: Wales

          #5
          i remember reading about this in the newspapers a couple of years ago. If i remember correctly the people who "stumbled" upon him were quite an aristocratic couple driving a range rover!

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