a toast

[WabTheKing]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[Jeffer]

hahahahahaaaaaa

[volcano rs]

quality wab

[Chris5044]

lol

[volcano rs]

a little boy's riding his bike passing a little girl playing outside her house he says ,i've got a bike and you cant afford one ,to which the little girl goes running home crying .
the next day the kid goes past the house again kicking a football and see's the girl riding a bike he gets really mad and says well i've got a football and you cant afford one to which the girl runs home crying .
the following day the kid walks past the house again and see's the girl playing football ,now he is really mad he doesn't know what to do so he drops his trousers pulls out his ***** and says to the girl well i've got one of these and you can never have one of these what you gonna do now ,so the girl runs home crying .
the next day the kid walks past the house see's the girl outside he says what have you got to say now so the girl drops her knickers and pointing to her p..ssy says well my mamma says as long as i've got one of these i can have as many of those as i want.

[WabTheKing]

sooooooo true!!