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  • dan_b
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Sep 2003
    • 3670
    • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

    #1

    Friday joke

    A man goes to the zoo.


    When he gets there, there was nothing but a dog.


    It was a shihtzu.


    Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...
  • S2 Ant
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Jul 2003
    • 3682
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    Oh dear.............
    Ant

    2007 Mk5 Golf GTi, 3 door, DSG, REVO Stg 2 and other goodies
    2011 Kawasaki Z1000

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    • Ski
      S2Forum Fiend
      • Jan 2004
      • 2591
      • Home: Poland Current: United Kingdom

      #3
      dont get it.
      ABY Coupe
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      • S2 Ant
        S2Forum Possessed
        • Jul 2003
        • 3682
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #4
        Originally posted by Ski
        dont get it.
        Ant

        2007 Mk5 Golf GTi, 3 door, DSG, REVO Stg 2 and other goodies
        2011 Kawasaki Z1000

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        • Sidspud
          S2Forum Extremist
          • Jul 2003
          • 1223
          • Home: Scotland Current: United Nations

          #5
          ex '93 Avant owner

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          • s2_bo
            S2Forum Zealot
            • Oct 2005
            • 6067
            • Home: United Kingdom Current: France

            #6
            Lol..
            91 S2 coupé - RIP
            98 S8 - Luxury barge

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            • S2Roo
              S2Forum Enthusiast
              • Feb 2004
              • 191
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              Ski: shihtzu = Sh*t Zoo



              I heard today that George Bush has announced that if bird flu hits America, he is going to bomb the Canaries!



              S2Roo

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              • dan_b
                S2Forum Possessed
                • Sep 2003
                • 3670
                • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                #8
                Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

                It drove down the lane and turned into a field.
                Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...

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                • Keeper of The Kitten
                  S2Forum Fiend
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2317
                  • Country: England

                  #9
                  Dan that is atrocious!

                  Roo's joke was better - marginally...

                  __MDC__
                  Martin Cutting

                  aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

                  It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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                  • S2 Ant
                    S2Forum Possessed
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 3682
                    • Country: United Kingdom

                    #10
                    Dan that really was terrible!
                    Ant

                    2007 Mk5 Golf GTi, 3 door, DSG, REVO Stg 2 and other goodies
                    2011 Kawasaki Z1000

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                    • Sidspud
                      S2Forum Extremist
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1223
                      • Home: Scotland Current: United Nations

                      #11
                      Its well seeing it Friday afternoon!
                      ex '93 Avant owner

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                      • jon_91_s2
                        S2Forum Addict
                        • May 2004
                        • 253
                        • Home: England

                        #12
                        Keep em coming Dan. I love **** jokes
                        Jon

                        91 3b S2

                        Now Sold

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                        • Ski
                          S2Forum Fiend
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2591
                          • Home: Poland Current: United Kingdom

                          #13
                          Ahhh I get it.
                          ABY Coupe
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                          • dan_b
                            S2Forum Possessed
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 3670
                            • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                            #14
                            I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
                            Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...

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                            • dan_b
                              S2Forum Possessed
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 3670
                              • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                              #15
                              Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
                              Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...

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