21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

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  • rotoryboy
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    • May 2004
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    #1

    21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

    1. I prefer breasts to legs

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5. I've never seen a better spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you put it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

    21. I do like a good stuffing.
    Mark

    Race Clio RS197

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  • dan_b
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    • Sep 2003
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    #2
    Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...

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    • s2avant95M
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      • Mar 2004
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      • Home: England Current: United States

      #3
      rofl
      Tim

      1995 S2 Avant, ruby red - ** SOLD TO ROSS **
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      • S2 Ant
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        • Jul 2003
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        #4
        Ant

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        • Jeffer
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          • Jul 2003
          • 2057
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          #5
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          • kingos2
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            • May 2005
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            #6
            very good!

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            • r33fgirl
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              • Dec 2005
              • 154
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              #7


              love them all, especially no.11 !!
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              • Corey
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                • Sep 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by r33fgirl


                love them all, especially no.11 !!
                Speaking from experience?
                Corey
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