Best Kill!!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • martinjs
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Jul 2003
    • 3205
    • Country: England

    #16
    Originally posted by s2driveruk
    boxster s drivers are the funniest
    Tell me about it, one tried to keep up with mine around a long sweeping bend....in the wet, lol. but failed miserably and flew off the road into the barrier. Pretty much written off. Where as mine hardly lost grip. Lmao
    Toasted a P1 and had a new M3 admit defeat through wales once.

    Comment

    • Sidspud
      S2Forum Extremist
      • Jul 2003
      • 1223
      • Home: Scotland Current: United Nations

      #17
      Octavia VRS that though he owned the road and an Integra Type R. M3 down the M6 (but when the road opened out, he showed me what 300 odd BHP is like compared to my stock (at the time) 230BHP.
      The most fun I've had though was hasseling a Morgan Aero 8. The one with the BMW M5 engine with 400BHP! He was fast but I managed to keep up, much to his annoyance!
      ex '93 Avant owner

      Comment

      • Stick Insect
        S2Forum Fiend
        • Dec 2003
        • 2338
        • Country: United Kingdom

        #18
        Originally posted by Corey
        Ferrari Testarossa on the twisty bits in my ur, made him eat s**t and die, his sounded nice though.
        wasn't soot was it?

        David

        Sorry, couldn't resist that!

        Comment

        • Corey
          Banned
          • Sep 2003
          • 2793
          • Country: United Kingdom

          #19
          lol, you saying my ur is putting out some black stuff?
          Corey
          01636 822288

          Comment

          • Keeper of The Kitten
            S2Forum Fiend
            • Dec 2003
            • 2317
            • Country: England

            #20
            I had a great laugh with an Impreza driver last year, he was behind me anyway but when I left a 30 limit in 2nd gear and drove up to redline he got very small in my mirrors - when I slowed down he looked extremely glum, and his wife sat next to him looked even less pleased by the result!

            I had some great fun with a biker on the way home once, he was clearly faster in a straight line (but I think he was surprised at just how quickly I was keeping up), but the cornering aspect just isn't that simple on two wheels, so I was able to stay with him on many bends and twists - he gave me a thumbs up after something like ten miles of good, fast (but sensible) driving!

            Funniest thing happened this morning - a Saxo driver with fat exhaust was so pleased at passing my 1.2 Micra that he waved at me while looking in the mirror! Needless to say, I politely waved back, and had a little chuckle about meeting him again when Kitty is back on the road...

            __MDC__
            Martin Cutting

            aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

            It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

            Comment

            • Ross
              S2Forum Possessed
              • Aug 2005
              • 3399
              • Country: England

              #21
              Originally posted by Keeper of The Kitten
              Funniest thing happened this morning - a Saxo driver with fat exhaust was so pleased at passing my 1.2 Micra that he waved at me while looking in the mirror! Needless to say, I politely waved back, and had a little chuckle about meeting him again when Kitty is back on the road...

              __MDC__
              I've had quite a few 'wish I was driving the S2' moments on the road recently... mainly up North driving around with my little brother in his little Clio (completely stock I'm glad to add).

              I have confirmation from a mate in California, the Ford 6.8l V10 is a "real engine" so that can go at the top of my kill-list for now
              AUDI - saving Dad's from minivans since 1994

              Comment

              • Carl Avant
                S2Forum Addict
                • Sep 2005
                • 368
                • Country: United Kingdom

                #22
                Originally posted by s2driveruk
                boxster s drivers are the funniest, first they are pis**d that you know they cant afford a 911, then they get their ar*ses kicked by some 15 year old Audi...
                One of the funniest things I've heard in a while !

                Even more poignant as my mate has a new Boxster with faults that has to keep going back.......they first leant him a Cayenne and now he's got a Boxster S for a week.
                "Very torkey" he said....."wanna race ?" I said.....hasn't happened yet.....he agreed my S2 was quicker than his Boxster, scared the B Jesus out of him and that was before it had a New Brain (I told the wife it needed a "New Brain")
                RS2
                80 Sport
                S4
                Ariel Atom

                sigpic

                Comment

                • mreinders
                  S2Forum Fanatic
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 72
                  • Home: United Kingdom Current: Netherlands

                  #23
                  Funniest was when I was at the petrol station...
                  Here I was filling up the S2, which we all know can take a while, when this guy pulls up in a Boxter. His girlfriend (or was it sister) in the passenger seat is looking at me smugly as if to say "ha ha ha, we have a porsche!" whilst I am thinking "poor guy couldn't afford a 911"
                  It was when he dumped the nozzle back in the pump and went in to pay for his 15 euros of fuel that I thought: "hey, that's either not his 'Porsche' or he can't afford the petrol for it". In any case, I'm still stood there at 54 litres and still pumping when he boots it out of the petrol station. "Tosser" I thought.
                  Imagine my delight when I got the chance to make him look silly in front of his girlfriend/sister/whatever at the next exit off the motorway. A spectacular 3 lane affair with traffic lights and a BIG roundabout... and it was wet. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination as I don't want to implicate myself in any wrong-doing.
                  Suffice to say, I rocked. (well, the S2 did anyway)
                  010100110011001000101111010000010100001001011001
                  011000100011010101010011001101000100000101110110

                  Comment

                  • MidnightBlueS2
                    S2Forum Extremist
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 1653
                    • Home: United States Current: Belgium

                    #24
                    Originally posted by mreinders
                    Funniest was when I was at the petrol station...
                    Here I was filling up the S2, which we all know can take a while, when this guy pulls up in a Boxter. His girlfriend (or was it sister) in the passenger seat is looking at me smugly as if to say "ha ha ha, we have a porsche!" whilst I am thinking "poor guy couldn't afford a 911"
                    It was when he dumped the nozzle back in the pump and went in to pay for his 15 euros of fuel that I thought: "hey, that's either not his 'Porsche' or he can't afford the petrol for it". In any case, I'm still stood there at 54 litres and still pumping when he boots it out of the petrol station. "Tosser" I thought.
                    Imagine my delight when I got the chance to make him look silly in front of his girlfriend/sister/whatever at the next exit off the motorway. A spectacular 3 lane affair with traffic lights and a BIG roundabout... and it was wet. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination as I don't want to implicate myself in any wrong-doing.
                    Suffice to say, I rocked. (well, the S2 did anyway)
                    Midnight Blue S2 - SOLD - 1993 S2 Avant

                    Comment

                    • Jon441cc
                      S2Forum Fiend
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 2061
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #25
                      Originally posted by mreinders
                      Funniest was when I was at the petrol station...
                      Here I was filling up the S2, which we all know can take a while, when this guy pulls up in a Boxter. His girlfriend (or was it sister) in the passenger seat is looking at me smugly as if to say "ha ha ha, we have a porsche!" whilst I am thinking "poor guy couldn't afford a 911"
                      It was when he dumped the nozzle back in the pump and went in to pay for his 15 euros of fuel that I thought: "hey, that's either not his 'Porsche' or he can't afford the petrol for it". In any case, I'm still stood there at 54 litres and still pumping when he boots it out of the petrol station. "Tosser" I thought.
                      Imagine my delight when I got the chance to make him look silly in front of his girlfriend/sister/whatever at the next exit off the motorway. A spectacular 3 lane affair with traffic lights and a BIG roundabout... and it was wet. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination as I don't want to implicate myself in any wrong-doing.
                      Suffice to say, I rocked. (well, the S2 did anyway)
                      Very moddest
                      sigpic

                      Comment

                      • Chris5044
                        S2Forum Extremist
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 1663
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #26
                        kewl .... what did u take out of the car to make it lighter?

                        details pls
                        thx

                        Comment

                        • GandalfS6
                          S2Forum Addict
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 332
                          • Country: South Africa

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Chris5044
                          oh do race seats weigh less than stock?
                          My car had RS2 electricly adjustable seats and they weigh 23kg each The Sparco Evo seats I fitted are 8kg each
                          1995 Silver S2 (ADU) Coupe
                          2006 Porsche 997 Carrera S
                          2006 Misano Red RS4
                          2004 VW Touareg V8
                          2007 Golf Mk1 Race Car
                          2004 Mercedes Benz Vito 112CD

                          Comment

                          • HPmuirt
                            S2Forum April Fool
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 3014
                            • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                            #28
                            Originally posted by GandalfS6
                            My car had RS2 electricly adjustable seats and they weigh 23kg each The Sparco Evo seats I fitted are 8kg each
                            Are you old seats for sale? If so, I would be interested in buying them

                            Cheers n

                            Si
                            95 ABY S2 Coupe - Ragusa Green
                            Subtle mods here and there


                            2011 A5 3.0 TDi - Lava Grey
                            With every option available (except a towball)

                            Comment

                            • Greg_S
                              Administrator
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 12430
                              • Country: United Kingdom

                              #29
                              Originally posted by GandalfS6
                              My car had RS2 electricly adjustable seats and they weigh 23kg each The Sparco Evo seats I fitted are 8kg each
                              Have you got more headroom with the new seats?
                              Greg

                              S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

                              '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

                              Comment

                              • Greg_S
                                Administrator
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 12430
                                • Country: United Kingdom

                                #30
                                I have split this thread and created a new one about S2 seats
                                Greg

                                S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

                                '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

                                Comment

                                Working...